The last photo of third-grader Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, waving to his mom before he left for school. He was killed shortly after in the U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab.
[the most twee millennial you know rubbing their hands] yes yes let’s bring back flash mobs
Photo of a smiling jindo mix dog looking over his shoulder at me, while on the lawn beyond there are (blocked by the patio railing) deeply unbothered Canadian geese
tfw you know you can’t eat the geese
but maybe you could
COLUMBO: I gotta say, my wife, she just loves your work. She says no one is as good as using a simple follow up question to get someone to reveal themselves as you.
CHOTINER: Lieutenant I believe you said there would only be "one more thing"...
RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved posting a thread 🧵🧵🧵 (1/95)
Real ones were at Downtown Disney nearly every day, every week for Suburban Legends
Most of my high school life in a photo
A promotional sign at Downtown Disney District in Disneyland from July 5, 2002, advertising "The Suburban Legends." The sign features the Downtown Disney logo with the tagline "Eat. Drink. Dance. Be." A person holding a guitar is partially visible in the background. (July 05, 2002)
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“Fundamentally, there’s no difference between Joe Jackson and Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks” - me to my bf on hour 50 of our road trip
City of troy: Haunted house Wooden house: ghost-proof horse Soldiers: my & my friends w/ snacks & sleeping bags & n64
Accidentally replied to a sext earlier with a “hell yeah, brother” and it feels like I unlocked a hidden level of bisexuality
When they say “be the change you wish to see in the world” this is the world I want
Screen cap of ski free with a in a red cap and blue and purple snow suit racing away from a frightening gray yeti type monster with stick legs and stick hands, a tree and snow hills add scenery flavor
This was my Kobayashi Maru
Farts Johnson tweet: "Excuse me, @hulu, in season 7, episode 10 of 'King of the Hill,' titled 'Megalo Dale,' at timecode 19:48, the subtitles read '(Hank shrieking).' This is incorrect for 2 reasons. A-Hank would NEVER shriek. B-It is obviously BILL shrieking. I *will* cancel my subscription over this Hulu Support responds: "Thanks for bringing this to us! We don't caption this particular show in-house, and we stream the captions as we get them from the rights owners, but we've shared your observation with the relevant teams for further review. We appreciate your attention to detail!" lmaoooo
Thought about this interaction again and just started cracking the fuck up. From May 2019.
They did, in fact, fix the error.
Errr maybe more like To Get By and Die in LA, but that’s the micro-budget indie version
More like To Live and Get By in LA amiright?
how will this affect the next comedy festival?
Fiber life checking in
Truffaut puking and shitting right now
Screen cap of ski free with a in a red cap and blue and purple snow suit racing away from a frightening gray yeti type monster with stick legs and stick hands, a tree and snow hills add scenery flavor
This was my Kobayashi Maru
Hopefully not *too* hot, don’t want the film to burn
If you ever get a chance to see this on film, go! You can catch the extremely dry and sly joke of Hanks saying “next slide” before a reel change!
Spielberg’s run from 01-05 is his best for many many reasons, but this is one of them
Conner O’Malley SNL host when
I’ve only read one skeet from each of you but I find both are tedious and long
A true glasses removing “my god” moment
gonna have macho man randy savage's delivery here in my head for a while
Ah gotcha
Greg from Over the Garden Wall in his green overalls, satchel, and teapot upside down on his head sits on wooden floorboards with wide eyes and a joyful smile and holds aloft a rock with a painted face, white text below reads: It’s a rock fact!
You every third mile
