Hans DeKline

I just want to know one thing from the state of the union; where is our f-ing money and release the Epstein files.

I’ve been watching the state of the union fall apart for over a year -along with everybody else. What’s one more night of lies?

It sucks that the worst dudes that everybody hated in high school are now running the show -only they’re still emotionally in high school.

Dexter would have worked his way through the Epstein list already.

According to the Taco Supreme Court, the Epstein Administration owes us all $1000 and an apology. I’m sure the PDF in Thief will get right on that right after he’s through handing 10 billion of your $ over to the Bored of Peace.

There aren’t enough margaritas in the world for this.

I feel sorry for cheeseburgers at the White House today.

As a musician or songwriter, if you’re not familiar with what music AI programs like Suno can do, you’re woefully unprepared for what’s coming next. Words like “Unsettling” and “disruptive” are massive understatements. I begrudgingly encourage you to check it out.

Hopefully in a decade we’re all going to look back and cringe at all the narcissism (myself included). But until then, please like, subscribe and dont forget to buy my naked mastering engineer calendar.

Margaritas up!

The Dow is below 50k again. Can we talk about PDF files and their victims again? Or is it too soon?

Today, Pam Bondi essentially said that no one cares about PDF files and their victims as long as billionaires are making money. I think she & her boss are sorely mistaken but I’m sure the Epstein class agreed.

51% of all internet traffic is now bots. Remember that the next time you argue with "somebody" in the comments.

Wait until the people who are upset about the half time show find out about the Trump Epstein files.

Who would have guessed (besides non cult members) that QAnon would end up being team Epstein? Truth is stranger than fiction.

Bad Bunny! That was fun. Proud to be an American!

This world would suck so hard right now without tunes. Keep that in mind peeps. We need you now more than ever.

Military service members were told to watch the Melania movie, I’m guessing to boost the streaming numbers? Wow. You know you’re really popular when it’s an order -on tax payers dime no less.

One of these things is not like the other…

Release the Trump-Epstein files

In fairness to Trump, it must really drive him ‘bananas’ that Obama isn't in the Trump-Epstein files.

Never mind, every body. Now he says he’s the one that posted it and didn’t make a mistake. Glad he cleared that up.

“You can kiss the midterms goodbye.” -Mick Mulvaney, Trumps former White House chief of Staff

Oh good, he deleted it.

For a minute there I thought he was racist.

Bad Bunny is as American as apple pie.

Horseshit. One follower is enough. Talk about what’s important to you. Be angry if you want. If it resonates, it resonates.

Speaking of grifting — because someone leaked his tax returns, Trump is suing the federal government for $10 billion AND negotiating his own settlement, because he IS the federal government. Guess who’s going to be paying for that?

There are two types of Trump supporters, billionaires and idiots. Check your bank account to see which one you are.

Anyone who still thinks this administration is doing any kind of good for anyone but themselves is delusional. The Trump family has made roughly 4 billion in their first year back -and it’s all on your dime.

Fascists talk about suspending elections.

Fuck ICE. Put me on a list, mofos. You’re gonna have a pretty big list.

So what some of you are saying is, it’s ok for the feds to knock you to the ground when you’re filming them, take your holstered, licensed, permitted firearm, shoot you 10 times and let you bleed out. Which amendment is that again? I need to brush up on my constitution.

The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon.

wapo.st/49Zqv1L

Pretti Good Reason for a National Strike