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Sean in Shambles

@seaninshambles

📍Seattle by way of Milwaukee. I’m scrolling trying to find a scary movie, masterfully producing a song about my dogs for my dogs, and standing firm in my belief of the Oxford comma.

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Latest posts by Sean in Shambles @seaninshambles

Omg I thought the same.

02.01.2026 09:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yas cheeks!

02.01.2026 09:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Here was that masq4masq look

09.12.2025 21:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The writing is absolutely noteworthy and near-perfect character development. Unfortunately, nothing sexy though… 😏

07.12.2025 16:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We love a haircut in lieu of therapy…

06.12.2025 04:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Me after getting back from a great first time in Vancouver, BC

24.08.2025 23:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last night’s Gaga show was definitely being filmed for a special, not just the audience. Mark my words.

08.08.2025 16:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which did you buy!?

08.08.2025 07:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lol it was a clean up on aisle Sean

08.08.2025 07:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry kiddo :(

09.06.2025 20:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They are getting too fucking ratchet out there!

20.05.2025 22:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Love a gay New York sunset dance party. And a horse statue.

13.05.2025 22:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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8:30am and I’m already thinking about margaritas after work. Sick fuck.

28.03.2025 15:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t make promises you can’t keep!

13.03.2025 00:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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He was a few months ahead of himself.

11.03.2025 00:38 👍 20481 🔁 4223 💬 781 📌 336
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Just want to drain shiny balls tonight. What a fun euphemism!

27.02.2025 16:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I come dangerously close to throwing dryer clothes away and just ordering new ones to keep from folding them. I think it’s a neurological issue.

27.02.2025 16:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sunday funday, hookers?

17.02.2025 02:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Show further, wuss.

15.02.2025 12:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.02.2025 22:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Husband is from Philly so go birds, I guess. 🦅

09.02.2025 22:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Seasons 1 & 2 are amazing. Less idiots. Also UK is fun because it’s actual people who actual need the money.

09.02.2025 17:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh Elon. What a dreamboat.

07.02.2025 04:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Heard of it

07.02.2025 02:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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05.02.2025 23:42 👍 59908 🔁 13533 💬 540 📌 474

All the way fucked up.

06.02.2025 02:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@danagel.bsky.social this is gold (you should post it elsewhere besides threads so we can share it more readily)

31.01.2025 16:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d bet it all that the car in front of me wouldn’t be going under the speed limit if they were listening to Eusexua.

31.01.2025 15:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0