Jaye McBride

Tonight, I'm gonna watch the SOTU on really laggy internet so I can see it the same way Mitch McConnell does #StateoftheUnion

A lot of dems are boycotting the State of the Union so it'll be the most old white people in one room ever without a bingo spinner #stateoftheunion

Dems will be inviting epstein survivors to their speech while Republicans will have epstein abusers at theirs. #magalovespedos #stateoftheunion

Kash loves this drinking game

The BAFTA awards finally made me remember what it was like to watch TV with my grandmother #bafta

I need to get in shape so I'll be able to stand in the long line of people waiting to shit on Trump's grave

I hear the main reason MAGA avoid therapy is because they're afraid anti-depressants will numb them to their true passion- molesting children on an island

Finally realized that the reason Republicans don't like Olympic skating as much as Olympic gymnastics is because the skaters have reached puberty #epsteinfiles

I'm old enough to remember when I cared about my looks

Podcast bros who talk about being libertarians give off the same vibe as white women who talk about being a Pisces

Schroedinger's List- when something doesn't exist but is also fake
#epstein #epsteinlist #maga

Ghislaine Maxwell is walking around prison like she's one of the kids in a Final Destination movie #Epstein #EpsteinList

The epstein list does exist, unfortunately, it was being stored in a Texas summer camp #epstein #epsteinlist

Reminder that it's '8647' not '6947'. I made that mistake once and got a way different reaction

Why I hate dick jokes about trans women (which is every joke about trans women)

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I refuse to watch the Vatican pick a new pope until they get rid of the bathing suit portion of the competition
#Vatican #popefrancis #conclave #pope

#politicalcartoon #trump #tariffs #fucktrump

Please remind Riley Gaines that she owes her career to a trans woman every chance you can

Trans women and black men are alike in one way- hacky white comedians tell the same jokes about us having big dicks

I realize that when I try to dress cutesy, I look like a serial killer. So it's either find another style or wear something else when I'm killing prostitutes

Before getting confirmed, Hegseth thought 'Houthi' was something to put in a woman's drink #houthis #signal #hegseth

a man is standing in front of a whiteboard and says i will never tell you ALT: a man is standing in front of a whiteboard and says i will never tell you

People I chat with on Signal:
@raykwong.bsky.social
@scottietakeson.bsky.social
@imnotmerida.bsky.social
@sierraheart.bsky.social
@kellymcgillis.bsky.social
@jayemcb.bsky.social
@sogdfunny.bsky.social
@aeidinger.bsky.social
@intellectualstoner.bsky.social
@bellvisuals.bsky.social

Haha those were great. And, as a mediocre artist myself, I appreciate it even more :D

But do you really love Gambit and Roque... on weed!? (I can't believe how old that movie is)

Haha well we already took stonewall, just a few more left :D

I was looking at old d&d art the other day and got some feels. Not the best art but I still loved it

Republican men think finding out a girl is trans is the worst thing that can happen while liberal men think finding out the guy who sold you an electric vehicle is a nazi is

Haha very true.