this is so lame

we bullied Wil Wheaton off Mastodon im sure we can goatse ICE off Bluesky

i hear ICE is on this app now. what happens if i skeet goatse at them

a picture of Tim Walz looking shocked and displeased

when she invites you over for Bible study & chill but she pulls out the NIV

that's a sand cat if i ever saw one

too late let's hold hands in Mass

*turns u Catholic with mind*

i think it's both

hi jaz lov u

i hope he shits himself to death

i hope he shits himself to death

trying to view a file called "killed-in-gaza.json" in a "palestine-datasets" repository on github. github says "Sorry about that, but we can't show files that are this big right now."

play that funky kubectl white boy

"The Suffering God" painting by Laur Iduc

it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah

don’t worry guys, bluesky can be perfect so long as we all get along. first things first, we just need to agree on the exact kind of communist we’re all going to be

realizing they won’t get this call tonight is rather heartbreaking

you ate with this one

proud of you, unc

a cartoon of 4 people sat on a couch, one of whom is a furry (as in, an anthropomorphic animal) the people who are not furries are looking at the furry saying: "he thinks he is Christian" "you aren't a true follower like us" but the furry is saying: "Christ my heart is yours" and the bottom of the meme has 1 Samuel 16:7 on it: "the Lord does not see as man sees; for a man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart."

i got way too many of these

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🎵 maybe you'll find someone else to help you? 🎵
🎵 maybe New Vector? 🎵
🎵 that was a joke. haha. fat chance 🎵

do you remember when the internet felt like something you were a part of rather than something you used

hi dave

ah flip. i was betting on this

your honour. are you not entertained

damn bro thats so perspicacious of you

A painting of Midday Gardens from Spyro 3, with Spyro the Dragon resting in the sun and observing bunnies in the background

Chilling at Midday Gardens

#art #spyro #study

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"