Andrew Moore

And henceforth school nurses will only be allowed to dispense arnica gel, ivermectin, and cocaine.

Hegseth: Grok, where should we bomb next?
Grok: lol

It seems to me this would ultimately be good for artists as well. Big media companies milk the absolute life out of IP they have locked down for generations. Reducing the copyright term would increase the ongoing need for fresh IP.

Screenshot of a tweet by Stephen Moore claiming inflation hit 9.1% under Biden but is now near 2% under Trump, calling it “historic relief.” Below is a patriotic-styled chart labeled “TRUMP SLASHES BIDENFLATION” showing inflation rising sharply in 2021–2022, then steadily falling through 2025–2026. Large cutout photos of Biden and Trump are pasted onto the graph, with dramatic arrows implying presidents personally control inflation. The overall message suggests one guy caused the mess and the other fixed it, despite the timeline showing the cleanup already underway before the credit-taker arrived.

This is a bit like destroying someone’s toilet, and when they’re in there with their sleeves rolled up plunging away, accusing them of taking a massive shit.

And then taking credit for the cleared pipe when you go back in to drop another monstro.

I wonder who will be left to create the ur-content?

The floor plan of a proposed ICE concentration camp, converting a warehouse into tight quarters for 8,500 human beings.

A diagram of a slave ship, showing how those evil motherfuckers crammed human beings into the hold.

This is the first thing I think of when I see this floor plan.

Denying the humanity of others leads to inhumanity.

“This banal blueprint for inhumanity is the embodiment of the notorious words last April from ICE’s acting director Todd Lyons, who said the Trump regime want to make deportation ‘like [Amazon] Prime, but with human beings.’”

Lyons would fit right in with the slave traders of the antebellum south.

I guess I’m only ever going to stay in Hampton Inns now.

I keep thinking about him in The Judge. I haven’t seen that movie in years.

Grouch Marx isolated on. White background next to text: “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx”

As it turns out, the Republicans were the Marxists all along.

The problem with runaway defense spending is eventually you run out of other people’s money.

When we were young
And truth was paramount
We were older then
And we lived our life without any doubt

There are so many things, so many more important things…

But ffs, paper mâché isn’t “weak paper.” It’s like, the whole point of paper mâché is that it’s not weak.

IYKYK. The moon is a harsh mistress, and Musk is a little bitch.

Elon Musk wants to build a satellite catapult on the moon 'You have to go to the moon.'

Don’t let Musk build a catapult in the moon. He fancies himself a Heinleinian hero. He will absolutely use it to vaporize Earth cities from space.

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Can’t wait to see her in an orange jumpsuit.

I wonder how long it would take Michael Valentine Smith to grok Musk as a wrong thing and disappear him?

Voter suppression is fraudulent, too.

What’s the exact opposite of a Midas Touch? A Trump Touch?

I still can’t believe they brought back the food pyramid and somehow made it more confusing.

To quote the great Billy Madison, don’t think about it, just hand it over.

So this is how a presidential campaign ends… with a lack of thunderous applause.

He said, she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she and she said.

I Can Change Him He was a bad boy. She was a straight-laced woman of science. Everyone warned her he was bad news. She knew she could change him.

Published a little flash fiction story on the website. The idea came to me in the middle of a workday, and I finally had a minute to scribble it out.

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Rich, coming from the scofflaw and disorder president.

There’s this scene in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen where the Baron and his party are climbing a rope from the moon to the earth. They run out of rope, and the Baron climbs back up. He returns with more rope to tie onto the bottom. “Where did you get this?” he is asked. “I cut it from the top.”

In the mid-90s he was living in a small college town in Arkansas where my wife and I went to school. A random encounter led to an invite to hang out at his place, watching silent movies and eating homemade donuts. Really great guy.

“We never got anything other than relative peace and prosperity for a generation.”

Can’t wait to see the Calvinist hot take on this one.