I think we have to find a living son of Bautista to let us build casinos in Cuba first
I think we have to find a living son of Bautista to let us build casinos in Cuba first
That garden shed is lovely in the fall
They decided to go DH by committee this year.
Wdym? Israel is the Mecca of Christianity
The first Director of Homeland Security to literally be ejected from office
The question is what do they do or play in the Muppet band?
Yes, but a very fun colored doormat.
A period is a full stop. Full stop.
Someone check the backing track. I think it's skipping.
It's infrastructure week
I might have done some slight UPL
Bunch of bitches
Thom Tillis promises he won't pick up the football this time.
Robert Pattinson looking out of the window of one of the World Trade Center towers on 9/11 because that's how the movie ends.
Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas
I never knew that my opinion that they're the same kind of asshole was based in fact.
You really could replace him with a pseudorandom text generator at this point trained on his old tweets.
Pretty rough when one of your biggest supporters is dunking on you on your way out.
Donald Trump draws the line at infidelity
Dancing with the Abusers, coming this summer to NewsMax
Please stop buying oil from countries near you. Or away from you. Or, well, any country. Don't even buy it internally
As fun as having your face degloved from your skull can be.
His family has done enough for a legacy stripping.
Who could have foreseen this...other than the multiple battle scenarios we ignored to Leeroy Jenkins it?
Wouldn't you normally acknowledge it and at least try to make it sound like you weren't fired?
Great, we handjobbed our driver to death
He's been downgraded from bishop of Rome
Mmm I get knifed with a little help with my friends
In a row?