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Lawyer writing about law, genealogy, and bad ethics. He/him

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I think we have to find a living son of Bautista to let us build casinos in Cuba first

06.03.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That garden shed is lovely in the fall

06.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They decided to go DH by committee this year.

06.03.2026 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wdym? Israel is the Mecca of Christianity

06.03.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From my point of view, it's the truth that is a lie

05.03.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The first Director of Homeland Security to literally be ejected from office

05.03.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The question is what do they do or play in the Muppet band?

05.03.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, but a very fun colored doormat.

05.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A period is a full stop. Full stop.

05.03.2026 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone check the backing track. I think it's skipping.

05.03.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's infrastructure week

05.03.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I might have done some slight UPL

05.03.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Half in the Bag: Money Plane
Half in the Bag: Money Plane YouTube video by RedLetterMedia

Bunch of bitches

05.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thom Tillis promises he won't pick up the football this time.

05.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Robert Pattinson looking out of the window of one of the World Trade Center towers on 9/11 because that's how the movie ends.

Robert Pattinson looking out of the window of one of the World Trade Center towers on 9/11 because that's how the movie ends.

Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

05.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I never knew that my opinion that they're the same kind of asshole was based in fact.

05.03.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You really could replace him with a pseudorandom text generator at this point trained on his old tweets.

05.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty rough when one of your biggest supporters is dunking on you on your way out.

05.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donald Trump draws the line at infidelity

05.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dancing with the Abusers, coming this summer to NewsMax

05.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please stop buying oil from countries near you. Or away from you. Or, well, any country. Don't even buy it internally

05.03.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As fun as having your face degloved from your skull can be.

05.03.2026 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His family has done enough for a legacy stripping.

05.03.2026 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who could have foreseen this...other than the multiple battle scenarios we ignored to Leeroy Jenkins it?

05.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How much teeth do you like?

05.03.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wouldn't you normally acknowledge it and at least try to make it sound like you weren't fired?

05.03.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great, we handjobbed our driver to death

05.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's been downgraded from bishop of Rome

05.03.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mmm I get knifed with a little help with my friends

05.03.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a row?

05.03.2026 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0