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I saw a post saying it’s the worst film since Cats. Which makes me want to watch it tbf.

It’s an absolute disgrace.

Szoboszlai has changed his hair back, thank goodness, he is hot again.

Same (where are those guaranteed six points going to come from each season?)

Joking aside, the North London Derby is one of THE games of the season, even for neutrals. But maybe we’d draw them in a cup.

I have a couple of friends who support Spurs. Good people, despite their choices, and I saw one of them on TV today waving his arms trying to get the team to track back 😭😂

In fake science news, I deeply believe that this can all be spiritually drawn back to those home fans jumping up and down when City scored against Spurs at the end of the 23/24 season.

“17th I don’t know how, we won it in Bilbao” you don’t know how? Oh I have some ideas.

TOT CRY is just the most perfect descriptor for this game.

Ok I know we were all joking but if Arsenal [do the thing] and Spurs get relegated, is there a plan in place for that?

Everybody Hurz

Wow!!!

Winter Paralympics: Watershed moment as Russia's sporting exile ends Sports Editor Dan Roan analyses Russia's controversial return to global sporting action at the Winter Paralympics and what it might mean for other sports.

Scummy behaviour from the IPC www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...

Huge cheers from the Arsenal end as it's confirmed City draw 2-2.

VAMOOOOOOS

Robin Wales being the “big Labour defection” is so funny, he’s not been a council leader for eight years and was deselected. He’s just… a guy!

He really is. One of the best on the pitch and that was despite an own goal.

The earliest St Totteringham’s Day ever and a hard fought derby win against Chelsea makes for a good footballing Sunday. I actually fear what might happen if Arsenal [do the thing] and Spurs get relegated. You’d have to peel me off the roof of the Emirates.

Norgaard and Havertz coming on - Handsome FC has so much depth.

WOBES

Labour's lost votes almost matching the entirety of the Green gains? How could Election Mastermind Morgan McSweeney not have predicted this?

I mean I know we all thought the McSweeney strategy was boneheaded but now we have actual scientific proof of its lunacy

2. Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro: Cloning, Free Will, and Soulmates Spotify video

Never Let Me Go is one of my favourite books ever and Dominic Sandbrook is one of favourite writers so this podcast is really ticking my boxes. open.spotify.com/episode/7EMV...

Great gøal

How did that not go in?! Physics found in the mud.

Who are you playing in the Champions League this week?

Beating Bodo/Glimt isn’t for everyone.

I’ve checked in on Expressions, can’t lie.

I could not work in events. It’s hell.

I arranged [element of logistics] for our staff conference today but am not in the place overseeing that bit so am just vibrating on the tube hoping that the people I paid to do the thing turn up.

Unprecedented levels of content are about to be consumed.