Common Peephole She came from Greece, she had a faulty socket. Her eye fell out, she couldn’t stop it. That’s when I caught her eye. Brian Bilston
Pulp poetry.
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Common Peephole She came from Greece, she had a faulty socket. Her eye fell out, she couldn’t stop it. That’s when I caught her eye. Brian Bilston
Pulp poetry.
a candy heart that says "my bush did 9/11"
mmm grilled baby
Life, liberty, and the purse soup of happiness
Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti
there is no I in team but there is a squirrel in my bathtub
What a great headline
Closeup of the two Divine Serpent crystal dice, the D10 and the D100. Both dice are an matte emerald green die with a painted image of one golden snake wrapping around the die. The numbers on the dice are gold.
Full set of Divine Serpent arranged in a circle with the D20 in the middle. All of the dice are a matte emerald green with a hand printed image of a golden snake wrapping around the entire die. There are 8 dice in this set, including a flat D2. The dice are a unique crystal shape that is different than the typical 7 piece D&D set.
Closeup of the D12.
Divine Serpent 🐍✨
The golden visage of a serpentine god awaits its servants... Coming to the webstore (and slipping into your dreams) 11/26!
#dnd #dice #ttrpg
At the
I love it!
SLEEPTOBER 2025 COMING IN CINEMA NEAR YOU
Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge
If you can't handle me at my worst (crying in the shower), you don't deserve me at my best (crying in the shower while eating cake)
All the new otter comics all together. I wanted to give you all a huge THANK YOU—through your engagement and print sales we raised 10k for The Marine Mammal Center. 💙🌊
if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headine DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.” Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
And, of course, it’s the 28th anniversary of the greatest of all newspaper corrections (with apologies to @seamas.bsky.social who traditionally posts this, but it’s 10.39, and I can only wait so long)
Hell yeah!
Libra: Your “crackpot” theories will make you a survivor in the barren future world. Who needs therapy now, Mom?
Me: Now Princess, are you going to be a good girl for Daffy?
Her: Yes Da- Wait. Don't you mean "Daddy"?
Me, hiding plastic orange bill and white collar behind my back: ...yeth
I didn’t know rabbits liked trampolines, but then again…..
silly mood
Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this". Government responded: "No."
Every UK petition is like this
Behold! A very real human adult.
don't forget
If you’re seeing this, post a pic on your device without context.
Proof or it didn’t happen
I passed one of my baby sisters to Judi Dench while on a set for a TV show. She asked which twin it was, I told her, then I went back off the set. That was the only interaction I had with them.
Oh, you've got two factor authentication? I've got Max Factor authentication (if my lashes don't look luscious my phone won't unlock)
