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@loveguzzler

entrepreneur, forsaken godchild, adult diaper enthusiast, prolapse survivor,

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its his only watchable film and its so gas

25.12.2025 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tipping the landlord with a 9mm

24.12.2025 03:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hoverhanding the wife on our wedding day

19.12.2025 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pot killed both my parents and my perfect cousins but i still think it should be widely available for economic reasons

19.12.2025 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my bad og

18.12.2025 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1312 is an angel number

18.12.2025 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dj septic pussy

18.12.2025 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dj creamy hoagie

18.12.2025 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no one cared who i was till i grew the bush

18.12.2025 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my girl cheated on me with luigi mangione. I just know he had her screaming

16.12.2025 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

turning the wifes cooch nectar into a delicate chutney

18.12.2025 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sucking the earthy nutrients from marie calendars bung hole

18.12.2025 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thanku chief

18.12.2025 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah i let him hit. he had the eyes of the cgi baby in twilight

18.12.2025 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

scrolling venmo for 3 hours

18.12.2025 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

white people are addicted to leaving their garage open. it feels good for them

18.12.2025 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

drunk texting a dude name paul pot

18.12.2025 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if ur rich and u only got 1 ply toilet paper at ur house im breaking a bunch of shit before i leave

18.12.2025 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can a wiggle get a pencil

18.12.2025 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it is my destiny to have endometriosis

18.12.2025 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in the pussy doing crowd work

18.12.2025 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in the pussy having a fuckin asthma attack

14.05.2025 06:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Godspeed is a contraction of โ€œGod has peedโ€

05.12.2024 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

asking my 60 year old mormon boss if he likes soaking

09.12.2024 09:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

brokeboy never young again

09.12.2024 09:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

winning the kids in the divorce using my razor sharp dialectics

09.12.2024 09:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hiring a full time secretary to feed my tamogachi

09.12.2024 09:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god told me to try all the samples at costco

09.12.2024 09:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.12.2024 09:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0