its his only watchable film and its so gas
its his only watchable film and its so gas
tipping the landlord with a 9mm
hoverhanding the wife on our wedding day
pot killed both my parents and my perfect cousins but i still think it should be widely available for economic reasons
my bad og
1312 is an angel number
dj septic pussy
dj creamy hoagie
no one cared who i was till i grew the bush
my girl cheated on me with luigi mangione. I just know he had her screaming
turning the wifes cooch nectar into a delicate chutney
sucking the earthy nutrients from marie calendars bung hole
thanku chief
yeah i let him hit. he had the eyes of the cgi baby in twilight
scrolling venmo for 3 hours
white people are addicted to leaving their garage open. it feels good for them
drunk texting a dude name paul pot
if ur rich and u only got 1 ply toilet paper at ur house im breaking a bunch of shit before i leave
can a wiggle get a pencil
it is my destiny to have endometriosis
in the pussy doing crowd work
in the pussy having a fuckin asthma attack
Godspeed is a contraction of โGod has peedโ
asking my 60 year old mormon boss if he likes soaking
brokeboy never young again
winning the kids in the divorce using my razor sharp dialectics
hiring a full time secretary to feed my tamogachi
god told me to try all the samples at costco