FOXXY (falling clown noises)

prime subscription runs out today so of course i have to watch the documentary about die antwoord

if they really wanted people to stop littering, they shouldnt have picked such a cute word for people who do it.
"litterbug" just sounds too adorable.
personally i would have chosen a more aggressive name, like "trash cunt"

it absolutely sucks that people still use it but there is just no alternative that has the same content or platform power.

only 2 more days to go til this is all over.
i had so much fun.

i turned off the light, unplugged it, disconnected the cord from the base and threw the cord into a random drawer filled with assorted cables.
if they dont care about their workplace and the people in it, neither will i

ive asked nicely. ive asked not so nicely. after the millionth time turning off the light, i put a note on the lamp saying "please turn off the light at the end of your shift".
tonight i walked in and saw that the note was gone and the light was turned on.
very well.

ive probably just done the most pettiest thing at my work and im pretty happy with myself.
basically i work with people who always leave their workstations a mess. whatevs, im not going to clean after them, but one thing i cant stand is people leaving their desk lamps on after they leave.

this has been a FOXXY™ post

i simply do not understand those who fold their toilet paper. where is the traction? i need that paper to grip my asshole

i love that time between christmas and new year where i have no idea what the fuck is happening

meery pissmas

of course!

like I'm pretty sure social media has always been this way, but i dont know if its worse now or im just noticing it more

yes i am ranting, but damn yall. between these men, ai bullshit and bots stealing posts for clout, social media is becoming damn near unuseable. im seriously thinking of just quitting all platforms over the course of next year.

just... why? why are men? WHY do these dudes hate women so much that theyre getting pressed over the gender of a CAT?
yes, christian/catholic in his bio.
this shit is SO TIRESOME

i just saw a reel of a very beautiful female clouded leopard. and all the comments are like "oh shes so cute" etc etc. except ONE DUDE who is going through and 'correcting' everyone by saying *HE.
so of course my petty ass is commenting back with *SHE.

listening to an animal eat food: i could listen to this all day, this is asmr sent from heaven

listening to a human eat food: you are damn disgusting. you filth. close your damn mouth, i hope you perish.

social media is wild because if a thread goes on long enough the replies eventually devolve into the angriest of old men yelling at the fluffiest of clouds

its that time of ear

tbh i probably stole that joke from someone else so

wait wat

ive realised i do a lot of mental labor for other people and it is almost never reciprocated, so can anyone give me advice on how to not feel so used and emotionally burnt out?
how do i learn to not give a shit?

thank you for this. may you succeed with many more pies in the future

❤️❤️❤️

i was doomscrolling while very tired and i saw "i love her to pieces" but misread it as "i love her to pancakes" and now ive found my new favourite saying

ooh yes!

beans and such

borderlands 4 help is available

how many times do i get this notification before i start taking this personally

"no-nonsense straight shooter"

"i say what everyone is thinking"