Gnomey BumbleCrunch

I’m at the lobster tank in the grocery store just straight grabbing

It’s officially roguelike season. Hades 2, mewgenics, slay the spire 2. Damn I’m eating good

If there’s one thing I can bring to this organization it’s multiple half-hour poop breaks

america’s president giving the 2026 state of the union address tonight

Trump was asked about Iran and he said “the big one is coming soon”

Welp… time to consult the ancient texts

Physically I’m at work. Mentally I’m in Raccoon City

Oh Leon S Kennedy you’re so funny. Please marry me

Just expanded my mind to new realities

Dad says I gotta stop playing video games. If only he knew the joys of Leon Kennedy

Instead of progressive and conservative we should call them progressive and regressive. Feels much more fitting

I think my dog gets worn out walking up the steps

You guys know I’m actually a gnome right this isn’t a bit

Okay resident evil is great. About 8 hours in but I’ve died a lot so idk how far I actually am

Jim Carry is being held in a secret prison in Bangladesh we must free him

Just a bunch of people online claiming Jim Carry was killed and replaced by a clone

If you ever feel dumb just know there’s someone out there right now who is actively grieving Jim Carry because they think he’s been killed and replaced by a clone

How come in resident evil Leon didn’t just ask grok what to do about the zombies

Is it 5 yet I wanna play resident evil

Foresight: Detect an enemy’s foreskin within a 100 meter radius

Working from home means I get to listen to FNAF lore and theories all day. I’m truly blessed to be alive

I mean it was kind of that way with Biden too but at least he could talk about freezing student loans or whatever instead of just hating immigrants and trans people

It’s crazy how the state of the union used to be “here’s an update to the American people about the state of our country, what we’re working on, and what we’ve accomplished” and now it’s just a glorified, circle-jerking campaign rally

State of the union is about to be a fucking mess

Isn’t it so fucking awesome that the president of the United States is on social media trash talking US Olympians because they don’t like him very much? Jesus Christ how do people look up to the most insecure man on earth

Consider giving her a cool hat instead

It’s gnomes all the way down

Strangely enough my favorite sport during the Olympics has been women’s curling. Never even watched curling before. Don’t know how it’s scored. But man can those ladies curl a stone

Happy Ass Wednesday. Get out there and spread some ass on your forehead