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Handmade Platinum Silicone Dildos from Orlando Florida! NSFW 18+ only. www.uberrime.com

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Our new vac-u-lock suction cup wasn't quite ready to send too, but I'll make sure to set one aside for your next package! :)

13.03.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shoutout to @uberrimedildos.bsky.social for including one of their vac-u-lock port plugs with the last care package they sent me. this lil baby has quickly become invaluable!!

(affiliate link) uberrime.com/products/vac...

13.03.2026 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We hope the party arrives quickly! Haha

You'll be happy to hear we're working on designs for new vag plugs *and* a new triple density or two... ๐Ÿ‘€

13.03.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just heard that I have a package on the way from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social โ€” ahhh it's going to be such a partyyyy when it arrives!!

still really love their vag plugs (like this one) and their TRIPLE density silicone cocks!!

12.03.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A dragon dildo with a broad head, a girthy shaft lined with smooth scale-like ridges, and a flared base with decorative horn stubs.

A dragon dildo with a broad head, a girthy shaft lined with smooth scale-like ridges, and a flared base with decorative horn stubs.

A realistic dildo with a broad mushroom-shaped head, a curved shaft lined with skin and vein texturing, and a traditional flared base.

A realistic dildo with a broad mushroom-shaped head, a curved shaft lined with skin and vein texturing, and a traditional flared base.

An abstract anal dildo with a curved head, a long shaft made up of bead-like bumps, and a traditional flared base.

An abstract anal dildo with a curved head, a long shaft made up of bead-like bumps, and a traditional flared base.

An alien dildo with a slanted tip, long straight shaft textured with bumps, and a flared base with a textured outcropping.

An alien dildo with a slanted tip, long straight shaft textured with bumps, and a flared base with a textured outcropping.

We have nearly 60 colors you can choose from to create something truly unique.

Here we have Ardor Dragon in true blue, copper, and emerald; Aveo Realistic in uv purple and uv yellow; Elegantis in celestial and pearl turqouise; and Xmeyk Alien in nebula, red, and pearl pink!

12.03.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! It's a great color combo.

12.03.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A gloved hand holding a large fantasy dildo in front of a shelf of silicone dildo molds. The toy has a phallic head, curved shaft, and large base from which two draconian wings sprout. The head is actually Cthulhu's cephalopodic head and face, and the shaft is made up of its tentacles.

A gloved hand holding a large fantasy dildo in front of a shelf of silicone dildo molds. The toy has a phallic head, curved shaft, and large base from which two draconian wings sprout. The head is actually Cthulhu's cephalopodic head and face, and the shaft is made up of its tentacles.

A Cthulhu Eldritch Monster in luster black, celestial, and crucible red. What a great pick of colors for this cosmic creature!

Cthulhu comes in 3 sizes, customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/collections/dildos-with-wings

11.03.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A gloved hand holding a fantasy dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. The dildo is alien themed, with a semi-phallic head and shaft decorated with inhumane bumps and ridges. The base is flared and features small, soft horns.

A gloved hand holding a fantasy dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. The dildo is alien themed, with a semi-phallic head and shaft decorated with inhumane bumps and ridges. The base is flared and features small, soft horns.

The same hand holding a phallic dildo with a rounded head, a curved shaft with a few vein-like ridges, and a traditional flared base.

The same hand holding a phallic dildo with a rounded head, a curved shaft with a few vein-like ridges, and a traditional flared base.

There are many toy shapes that can provide g-spot or prostate stimulation. One of our favorites? A prominent head!

Both this Damn Alien (vivid violet, uv orange, uv yellow) and large Splendid (orchid & pearl turquoise) have a raised crown that adds extra pressure as you thrust.

10.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two sizes of the same butt plug. It has a rounded asymmetrical body that tapers into a thinner neck like a classic plug. The flared base is t-handle shaped.

Two sizes of the same butt plug. It has a rounded asymmetrical body that tapers into a thinner neck like a classic plug. The flared base is t-handle shaped.

The Festa is our squishy butt plug with a t-handle base. Pretty standard shape, but made special by how unique you can get with colors!

We have over 60 colors to choose from, with thousands of possible combinations.

https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=festa&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

09.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a manatee is swimming in a tank of water and looking at the camera Alt: A gif of a manatee pushing its squishy snout against the glass of a viewing window, like a headbutt smooch.

Haha, I didn't mean to influence you there - but this is gonna be a fun pour! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thank you!

09.03.2026 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A gloved hand holding a semi-realistic dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. The toy has a mushroom-shaped head with a prominent crown, a straight shaft, and a lightly textured set of balls.

A gloved hand holding a semi-realistic dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. The toy has a mushroom-shaped head with a prominent crown, a straight shaft, and a lightly textured set of balls.

The same hand holding the Uberous dildo upright.

The same hand holding the Uberous dildo upright.

The Uberous is one of our oldest designs! Marco hand sculpted this semi-realistic model with balls. The balls make a sturdy base for riding or a good grip.

We poured this large Uberous last year, in two skin tones and luster black!

https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=uberous&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

08.03.2026 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A stock photo of the Fugu that's been photoshopped upside down.

A stock photo of the Fugu that's been photoshopped upside down.

One of our makers, Hannah, pointed out to me recently that there's a sorta manatee shape to the Fugu if you turn it over. I've loved it even more ever since! ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.03.2026 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a very good point!

08.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indeed, the ridge really makes a difference!

08.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A dragon dildo with a long, fairly narrow shaft, with a orb-shaped knob towards the flared base. The head is a small, smooth knot, and the shaft is densely textured with bumps.

A dragon dildo with a long, fairly narrow shaft, with a orb-shaped knob towards the flared base. The head is a small, smooth knot, and the shaft is densely textured with bumps.

A fantasy plug with a plump body, a thick 'neck', and a flared base that's fantasy themed. There's a narrow, pronounced head on the toy's tip.

A fantasy plug with a plump body, a thick 'neck', and a flared base that's fantasy themed. There's a narrow, pronounced head on the toy's tip.

A realistic dildo with foreskin detailing, a thick gradually curving shaft, and a traditional flared puck base. There are pronounced veins on the shaft.

A realistic dildo with foreskin detailing, a thick gradually curving shaft, and a traditional flared puck base. There are pronounced veins on the shaft.

A fantasy dildo that's flower bud shaped, with a narrow tip, a plump body that's ridged like a closed bud, and a flared fantasy base. The base has a clitoral nub at the tip, and labia-like curves.

A fantasy dildo that's flower bud shaped, with a narrow tip, a plump body that's ridged like a closed bud, and a flared fantasy base. The base has a clitoral nub at the tip, and labia-like curves.

We've been listening to a lot of 80's in the studio lately...

Here we have a Hydrus Dragon in uv purple, pearl white, and orangesicle; Fugu Plug in uv green and astral green; Reservo Realistic in galaxy shift and colorshift purple; and Flora in pearl rose, pearl white, and pearl pink!

09.12.2025 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A fantasy dildo with a rounded, almost phallic head, a deeply curved shaft lined with subtle artistic ridges, and a flared base decorated with more artistic ridges and a clitoral nub at the tip.

A fantasy dildo with a rounded, almost phallic head, a deeply curved shaft lined with subtle artistic ridges, and a flared base decorated with more artistic ridges and a clitoral nub at the tip.

An alien dildo with a curved, finger-like tip, a shaft that gets girthier towards the middle, and a flared base with a clitoral nub at the tip.

An alien dildo with a curved, finger-like tip, a shaft that gets girthier towards the middle, and a flared base with a clitoral nub at the tip.

Looking for a fantasy dildo with a dramatic curve?

Here we have the Atlan Biomechanical in nola purple, pearl blue, and pearl pink; and an Aliter Alien in nebula and pearl pink. Dramatic curves... in pink!

Find all our fantasy designs here: https://uberrime.com/collections/fantasy-dildos

07.03.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We wish! Unfortunately, adhering to the GPSR is too expensive for a small business like us (due to needing to pay for an EU-based representative.) Maybe one day!

07.03.2026 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A textured phallic fantasy dildo with a textured head and long, textured shaft, with balls for a base. The texturing is a mix of fleshy ridges and biomechanical pipe lines.

A textured phallic fantasy dildo with a textured head and long, textured shaft, with balls for a base. The texturing is a mix of fleshy ridges and biomechanical pipe lines.

A realistic dildo with a smooth head, a skin-textured matte shaft, and a traditional flared base.

A realistic dildo with a smooth head, a skin-textured matte shaft, and a traditional flared base.

A smooth abstract dildo with a sleek straight shaft and a traditional flared base.

A smooth abstract dildo with a sleek straight shaft and a traditional flared base.

A unicorn horn shaped fantasy dildo with a twist texture on the shaft and a round flared base topped with small flower sculpts.

A unicorn horn shaped fantasy dildo with a twist texture on the shaft and a round flared base topped with small flower sculpts.

Texture! Do you typically prefer a lot, a little, absolutely none?

Here we have Symbiont in copper & iron; matte Maxime Dual Realistic in luster black, pearl aqua, uv purple; Elements 1 Abstract in jade shift & lilac shift; and Equus Unicorn Horn in celestial & pearl turquoise.

06.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A gloved hand holding a dragon dildo over a stainless steel table and binder of dildo making notes. The dragon is phallic, with a mushroom-shaped head, curved shaft, and scaley balls, with a pair of wings sculpted out of the back.

A gloved hand holding a dragon dildo over a stainless steel table and binder of dildo making notes. The dragon is phallic, with a mushroom-shaped head, curved shaft, and scaley balls, with a pair of wings sculpted out of the back.

The same hand holding a second Bjarg Dragon Dildo in a different part of the dildo-making studio.

The same hand holding a second Bjarg Dragon Dildo in a different part of the dildo-making studio.

Bjarg is our beautiful winged dragon! Smoothly textured with scale ridges from tip to base.

Seen here in small (with some experimental colors) and large (in lavender and nola purple.)

https://uberrime.com/collections/dragon-dildos

05.03.2026 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Selene Moon Goddess in Lilac Shift to Pearl Violet Ombre

Selene Moon Goddess in Lilac Shift to Pearl Violet Ombre

Selene Moon Goddess in Lilac Shift to Pearl Violet Ombre, laying on its side, head forward

Selene Moon Goddess in Lilac Shift to Pearl Violet Ombre, laying on its side, head forward

Selene Moon Goddess in Lilac Shift to Pearl Violet Ombre, angled, top down view

Selene Moon Goddess in Lilac Shift to Pearl Violet Ombre, angled, top down view

Selene Moon Goddess in Lilac Shift to Pearl Violet Ombre laying down, more acutely head forward.

Selene Moon Goddess in Lilac Shift to Pearl Violet Ombre laying down, more acutely head forward.

We just pulled this custom Selene featuring an ombre of Lilac Shift to Pearl Violet. Gasp!

05.03.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A gloved hand holding an alien fantasy dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. The dildo has a phallic head, girthy shaft lined with pleasurable bumps, and a flared base decorated with small soft horns.

A gloved hand holding an alien fantasy dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. The dildo has a phallic head, girthy shaft lined with pleasurable bumps, and a flared base decorated with small soft horns.

The same hand holding a different alien fantasy dildo. This one has a two-pronged head where each head is almost finger-shaped, a short shaft that curves out with a ridged knot, and a flared base with scale texturing.

The same hand holding a different alien fantasy dildo. This one has a two-pronged head where each head is almost finger-shaped, a short shaft that curves out with a ridged knot, and a flared base with scale texturing.

Aliens!

We have a whole category dedicated to out of this world shapes: https://uberrime.com/collections/alien-dildos

In hand here: a large Damn Alien (luster black, silver, pearl aqua) and Duobus Double-Headed Alien (true blue, kermit green.)

04.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A dragon dildo with a phallic head, curved shaft, large balls, and wings arching out from the base. It's pictured from 3 angles.

A dragon dildo with a phallic head, curved shaft, large balls, and wings arching out from the base. It's pictured from 3 angles.

3 Bjarg Dragon Dildos lined up in different colors. The smoothness of their scales and the arch of their shafts are quite inviting.

3 Bjarg Dragon Dildos lined up in different colors. The smoothness of their scales and the arch of their shafts are quite inviting.

The Bjarg in 3 sizes, laying on their sides and looking even more phallic in this position.

The Bjarg in 3 sizes, laying on their sides and looking even more phallic in this position.

A view of the Bjarg Dragon's underside, where smooth scales ridge the whole length of the shaft.

A view of the Bjarg Dragon's underside, where smooth scales ridge the whole length of the shaft.

BJARG!

@excelddesigns.bsky.social truly wowed us with this intricately scaled dragon with bumpy balls and arched wings. What a glorious silhouette!

The Bjarg Dragon is available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...

14.11.2025 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A fantasy dildo with a tapered head, a gradually widening shaft, and a flared base with ridge detailing. A delightfully eerie eye slit is featured on the head and halfway down the shaft, and the toy is lined with smooth ridges for added stimulation.

A fantasy dildo with a tapered head, a gradually widening shaft, and a flared base with ridge detailing. A delightfully eerie eye slit is featured on the head and halfway down the shaft, and the toy is lined with smooth ridges for added stimulation.

The same dildo pictured from the side, showing off the narrowness of the head and the thickness of the ridges down the side.

The same dildo pictured from the side, showing off the narrowness of the head and the thickness of the ridges down the side.

An All-Seeing Eye in a fiery color combination: luster glitter black, red, and lemon pop!

The All-Seeing Eye comes in 2 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...

04.01.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A gloved hand holding a fantasy dildo up in a busy dildo-making studio environment. The dildo has an tapered, angled head, a curved shaft lined with thick ridges, and a flared base with more ridge detailing.

A gloved hand holding a fantasy dildo up in a busy dildo-making studio environment. The dildo has an tapered, angled head, a curved shaft lined with thick ridges, and a flared base with more ridge detailing.

The same hand holding a realistic dildo over top of several silicone dildo making molds on a stainless steel table. The dildo has a realistic, mushroom-shaped head, a matte skin textured shaft, and a traditional flared base.

The same hand holding a realistic dildo over top of several silicone dildo making molds on a stainless steel table. The dildo has a realistic, mushroom-shaped head, a matte skin textured shaft, and a traditional flared base.

Luster glitter black and our UV colors play pretty well together!

Some examples: this large Architect in uv blue, uv purple, and luster glitter black; and this large matte Maximus in luster glitter black, uv orange, and uv yellow.

03.03.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pile of silicone grinders meant for vulva rubbing/humping. There's a rose shape, a flatter flower shape, a vulva, and an alien-esque shape with a bumpy spine.

A pile of silicone grinders meant for vulva rubbing/humping. There's a rose shape, a flatter flower shape, a vulva, and an alien-esque shape with a bumpy spine.

Random pour restock!

We've amassed a number of franken-pours to stock our random grinders listing. Rosae, LaBae, Favo, Alia, and Patulus:

uberrime.com/collections/...

23.12.2025 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Three suction cup attachments. One is standing upright, showing a vac-u-lock peg protruding from the flat top of the cup, and the other suction cups are tipped over to show the smooth curved inside.

Three suction cup attachments. One is standing upright, showing a vac-u-lock peg protruding from the flat top of the cup, and the other suction cups are tipped over to show the smooth curved inside.

Our Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup... 2.0!

We've made the stem a better fit for most vac-u-lock toys, and tweaked the cup shape to provide a more stable base for toys.

These are tricky to make, so our ready-made (premade) cups are a bit cheaper: https://uberrime.com/collections/suction-cup-dildos

02.03.2026 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Three suction cup attachments. One is standing upright, showing a vac-u-lock peg protruding from the flat top of the cup, and the other suction cups are tipped over to show the smooth curved inside.

Three suction cup attachments. One is standing upright, showing a vac-u-lock peg protruding from the flat top of the cup, and the other suction cups are tipped over to show the smooth curved inside.

Our Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup... 2.0!

We've made the stem a better fit for most vac-u-lock toys, and tweaked the cup shape to provide a more stable base for toys.

These are tricky to make, so our ready-made (premade) cups are a bit cheaper: https://uberrime.com/collections/suction-cup-dildos

02.03.2026 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A suction cup dildo with a semi-phallic head and smooth shaft, with a bowtie sculpted onto the base.

A suction cup dildo with a semi-phallic head and smooth shaft, with a bowtie sculpted onto the base.

A semi-realistic dildo with balls. It has a realistic, helmet-esque head, a thick shaft, and smooth abstract balls. At the base, a bowtie is sculpted.

A semi-realistic dildo with balls. It has a realistic, helmet-esque head, a thick shaft, and smooth abstract balls. At the base, a bowtie is sculpted.

What a pretty set! A custom Dapper Bowtie Dildo in red velvet, vivid pink, and clear glitter shimmer; and a custom Dashing Bowtie Dildo in pearl white and flat black.

We have 3 bowtie models available, in 2 sizes each: uberrime.com/a/search?q=b...

03.02.2026 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A stock photo of a waist-to-thigh mannequin wearing a neoprene jock-style strap-on harness. There's a Tethuida Tentacle dildo strapped into the harness, an a Aptus Realistic and small Pegging dildo standing beside it.

A stock photo of a waist-to-thigh mannequin wearing a neoprene jock-style strap-on harness. There's a Tethuida Tentacle dildo strapped into the harness, an a Aptus Realistic and small Pegging dildo standing beside it.

The Joque Strap-On Harness is back in stock!

You can find it in our accessories section: uberrime.com/collections/...

08.05.2025 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 70 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A gloved hand holding a nebula and silver pussy plug up in a dildo-making studio. Behind the toy is a shelf of silicone dildo block molds.

A gloved hand holding a nebula and silver pussy plug up in a dildo-making studio. Behind the toy is a shelf of silicone dildo block molds.

The Sensi Vaginal Plug!

Designed to provide a bit of squishy, clenchable girth that doesn't get in the way of external stimulation. There's no chunky dildo base to bump into when you're using a vibe.

Available in 3 sizes: https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=sensi&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

02.03.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1