There is a special place in hell for people who answer questions on Amazon with "I don't know"
04.03.2026 11:55
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There is a special place in hell for people who answer questions on Amazon with "I don't know"
If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
Goonies never say."die"*
*Except for the German Goonies
Sounds like something a temporary small celestial body might say
Did I see the super moon? Super? I'll tell you what I saw, I saw a moon that's getting a little bit too big for its boots considering the lack of competition
Morelike RUDEba, amirite?!
The enduring question from the John Wick universe is whether the dress code for the operators is mandatory? And whether the role only appeals to people who already conform to that aesthetic or whether it's imparted upon new employees as part of the induction process
Gonna write a kids book. We need more kids' books. It's gonna be about a YouTuber. Who uses AI. To make a podcast. About Minecraft. Out of Lego
The Jimmy in Jimmy Eat World was the 90's Northern English go-to actor Jimmy Nail
Shakespeare was invented in 1908. CHECK MATE
If Shakespeare was so good how come he didn't write Biodome
Had to quit my PhD investigated the biochemical changes of female gametes in response to male. Ova simulating
Huge if true
I volunteer as tribute
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles in 2026 because that would be plagiarism and copyright infringement
You couldn't build a city on rock and roll any more because of the evolution of the planning process
That's a different parallel universe. One of the best
There's a parallel universe where Jesus turns wine into water. He is NOT popular
There's a parallel universe where everything is the same except that Clive is a VERY popular name
In a parallel universe everything is the same but the Fresh Prince grew up in East Philadelphia
You reckon it's safe for Will Smith to go back to West Philadelphia yet or nah?
Grand Old Duke of York: Gonna need 10,000 men
King: Sure, what for?
GODOY: We're gonna go up a hill. And then...
King: And then...?
GODOY: *Deep breath*
Oh, the grand old duke of york
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Should've been called A Quiet Place Too
I think it's good that a bit of card with a Pokémon printed on it sold for $16m. Unrelated, here are some sad emojis that explain how I feel about children dying because they don't have access to clean drinking water 😭😔
Roses are red
Violets are too
I think I might be colour blind
Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Everything is red
BLOOOOD
Your mom just texted me a shopping list, which means she sent your dad the text meant for me.
Go check on him. He might need a sit down
Can't imagine ever deciding it would be a good idea to try a sport that involves hurtling down an ice chute