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ah, no fish with beaks

Yes, apparently! Not a criticism at all, just seeing plenty of accounts quoting your initial post favorably and it's a window into a different world of media consumption

How often are you all using YouTube that this subscription is meaningful???

What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

What's My JND? 0.0039
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

It’s a real shame Trump doesn’t drink because I guarantee that illiterate blob would fall for a line-by-line reenactment of the Cask of Amontillado

TRAINS! JUST BUILD TRAINS! FOR FUCKS SAKE A TRAIN

So I says to Mabel I says…I’ll finish this later.

Raiders will rue this signing once he signs the contract and immediately retires. It's clear nominal determinism is at work.

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2.5 minutes is a personal best!

goddamnit phil

and he pretty much refuses to play the hits. you're getting the new stuff, baby

"Star" is so weird here. 5 career INTs, never had a Pro Bowl (let alone an All-Pro), 7th-rounder on his second team. Do we think he has household name recognition?

if only there was a very popular GIF in which someone wearing a hat with that image expresses confusion over who are the bad guys. alas—

in space, no one can hear you scream (sexy)

Happy (?!) birthday!

An absolute all-timer album! And reach for “The Night” for Sandman’s posthumous album, especially “Top Floor, Bottom Buzzer,” a scintillating summer soirée tone-setter

Oasis - F*cking In The Bushes (With Lyrics) YouTube video by NotUrAverageNPC

a beautiful world, almost like an oasis

WAG THE DOG (1997)

Al Franken had someone write a song about me.

I would love for Michael to discover "D'Brickashaw Ferguson"

Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲, sounds 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘁, and captures the 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗺. I get it. He wasn't just your father — he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:

Pretty shocking Macca would cop to all of this

at least it's one of the greatest songs ever written about the human condition

I would joyfully see Luda, MMJ, OK Go. Maybe Violent Femmes and Liz Phair have something left in the tank.

this lineup sucks so bad man, and the worst part is it is directly meant for people like me: 40, white, sad about the world, mid-Atlantic. this is the most targeted festival i'll get and it has like 3.5 good acts

my offline friend found this logo in San Francisco and now I have to share it with all of you or I die in seven days

It's so common for these types of breathless "what's wrong with the kids" pieces also to assume that marriage is the ultimate goal of a relationship and the lack thereof is proof of an unhappy relationship or, more commonly, none at all. logic 101 bitch ass mistake

avuncular

I played dumb when I went back inside to get my bags from luggage check, asked "What's with the smoke smell?" An employee said, "Something exploded...underground. It happens all the time."

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