fat trans people should get one million dollars for free no strings attached thank u
12.03.2026 02:43
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fat trans people should get one million dollars for free no strings attached thank u
a relatable stupid twink comic where im driving my car hunched over and i say “god my neck fuckin hurt” i think of my comic friend telling me “brie ya gotta have good posture now or youll end up like me!!” i sit straight up and then continue to do so and think “i feel like a fucking sociopath”
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
The 3 genders
happy women’s day
Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"
this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety
Apparently the new “Fuck, Marry, Kill” is “Finger, U-Haul, Ghost.” 🌈
So this was wild what was up with that?
Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office
Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office
donald glover is playing glover in the new Glover movie
take acid and go fuck yourself
I swear I need to find a fwb or something cuz goddamn I am insatiable again despite getting laid weekly again
some drawing advice that is very serious
a picture of a bathroom stall door that says "suck a girl's dick and take her to taco bell" the lighting and wall look pink and the tile behind it is multicolored
happy women's day !!
what you should do tonight:
Woman in a purple and blue stripped button up shirt and black shorts. She’s smoking a cigarette in the backyard of her work
![SHRIEK [11]
these colors don't run / unless a hyena could cum! / American flag wrapped ruffled around his clitcock / tattered and bone-dry, as ever, at the end of the world.
/ Another futile ritual as prologue to the futile ritual of mail-order hyperviolence / as if to dry hands-washed of the dead nation dancing in the exhausted breeze of eternity up on its flagpole / like a corpse showboating in the noose it tied for everyone else and tripped into at the hanging. / At least the automated mail runs on time / privatized before the public execution of all life on earth / except, of course, for that stupid fucking bird / and the joke not in on his own telling
At least something will get some goddamn deliverance, down at the post-office](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ozcrlxiec4ryvh2b2zij43mb/bafkreictkowrmrkqfenxal6nczosdzxbko6rdfplxxydj7ym6y7tuo6hom)
SHRIEK [11] these colors don't run / unless a hyena could cum! / American flag wrapped ruffled around his clitcock / tattered and bone-dry, as ever, at the end of the world. / Another futile ritual as prologue to the futile ritual of mail-order hyperviolence / as if to dry hands-washed of the dead nation dancing in the exhausted breeze of eternity up on its flagpole / like a corpse showboating in the noose it tied for everyone else and tripped into at the hanging. / At least the automated mail runs on time / privatized before the public execution of all life on earth / except, of course, for that stupid fucking bird / and the joke not in on his own telling At least something will get some goddamn deliverance, down at the post-office
It’s international women’s day and I’m women. Buy my books or give me $$ or you hate women and light and art and beauty.
Writing: newgurlxeno.itch.io
Venmo: venmo.com/u/Persephone...
I Saw the TV Glow is currently free to watch on YouTube. One of the most impactful movies I've ever seen. Would recommend
teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”
10/10 take. no notes
Rappin' Granny, 84, natural causes
funniest entry on the List of Deceased Rappers rap.fandom.com/wiki/List_of...
that's a penis.
Sarumon at the cuck orb
MYTH: These strikes could lead to a long war. FACT: It depends how many decades you consider “long.”
Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/trumps-war-on-iran-myth-vs-fact/
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
An old screenshot talking about Google on top. It says "Google is a pure search engine — no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit. Below is a screenshot from The Phantom Menace, where Anakin Skywalker is walking next to a building and behind him you see the shadow of Darth Vader.
hey look a fun history lesson!
I want to bite into her neck so fucking badly. I want to sink my teeth into her flesh and scar her like she did mine (positive)
ugh I wanna grab my situationship by the cute face and scream into her mouth so she can give me a shot. I hate how she's being the mature one on this
anthology i. & ii. gave me & all my friends & lovers panic attacks & made my personality disorder worse. this is what cinema is all about. this is one of the only things im looking forward to. help these film get made
