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Kristine

@bykeparker

Mom, wife, high school English teacher, writer, slow runner, singer, MSTie, Whovian, Critter, Dropout fan, musical theatre nerd, DM. Dw i’n dysgu Cymraeg. She/her.

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Here’s my money, you can bank it!
I’m no good without my Frank. It
Seems he would die
Without batting an eye…

Fun fact: Bridget wrote the lyrics!!

03.03.2026 04:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a close up of a person 's hand with a black background Alt: a close up of a monkey's hand enclosing a tiny person with a black background
03.03.2026 04:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also it looks like a pink toilet? 🤮

23.02.2026 17:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation

17.02.2026 04:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My school:
Martika
And Stacey Nuveman, US Olympic softball player. She was the year ahead of me 😊

13.02.2026 00:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bret Goldstein.
Steve Martin and/or Martin Short.
Ian McKellen.
Kelly Clarkson.
Brandi Carlile.
Lin-Manuel Miranda.
Auli’i Cravalho.
The Rock.
Janelle Monae.
Selena Gomez.
Jacob Collier.
Ariana Grande.
Cynthia Erivo.
Laufey.

07.02.2026 03:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will never trust Chris Pratt in a sci-fi movie again after Passengers 🤮

22.01.2026 22:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man wearing a red sweater and tie is sitting on a couch and says mmhm Alt: Mister Rogers wears a red sweater and tells you he’s proud of you
20.01.2026 22:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Minnesota Chorale: A Winter Solstice
Minnesota Chorale: A Winter Solstice YouTube video by Minnesota Chorale

This is the whole winter concert we did in 2020, if you’re interested 😊 youtu.be/cmdh2kjjZL4?...

10.01.2026 17:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

We didn’t have that tech, so we just all recorded our own individual parts and someone synced them all together, similar to Eric Whitacre’s virtual choirs

10.01.2026 16:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As cringy as this idea is on paper, it’d be even worse in reality since it’s impossible to sing as an ensemble on a live stream in separate rooms…my choir during lockdown was super odd but we figured out ways around it

10.01.2026 16:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Pearl and Mike have a neighborly chat in her van on Mystery Science Theater 3000

Pearl and Mike have a neighborly chat in her van on Mystery Science Theater 3000

10.01.2026 04:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Weird Al Weird Al Yankovic GIF Alt: Weird Al sashays in a ridiculous outfit in his “Tacky” video
01.01.2026 01:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a white shirt and tie is asking what is going on ? Alt: Jim from the Office in a white shirt and tie is asking what is going on ?
01.01.2026 01:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d say I do have a favorite kitchen knife, but not really a favorite spoon!

31.12.2025 06:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a 20 sided dice with the number 10 on it ALT: a 20 sided dice with the number 10 on it
30.12.2025 19:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
an ornament hanging in a tree. The ornament is rough edge wood circle tied with twine and a brown bow, laser cut with the words 'the year we lost our cents 2025' and a US penny

an ornament hanging in a tree. The ornament is rough edge wood circle tied with twine and a brown bow, laser cut with the words 'the year we lost our cents 2025' and a US penny

when one of your very earliest supporters in this life

not only orders from your small business while having not seen you in over a decade, but sends a picture/message of appreciation to drive that love home

it is a very different kind of success than anyone ever tells you about.

Love you, Mama T

27.12.2025 02:14 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Google search initial results for “trump unhinged”

Google search initial results for “trump unhinged”

But when has he ever been hinged

25.12.2025 19:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a rainbow colored logo that says " yikes " Alt: a rainbow colored logo that says " yikes "

Put this guy on the sex offender list now ok?

19.12.2025 23:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What actor’s facial expression in a tv show/ movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?

13.12.2025 05:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What actor’s facial expression in a tv show/movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?

13.12.2025 05:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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10.12.2025 23:20 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

09.12.2025 21:21 👍 7043 🔁 1515 💬 114 📌 303
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a woman giving a thumbs down sign with the words thanks i hate it Alt: a woman giving a thumbs down sign with the words thanks i hate it

It’s like grindhouse for nightmares

09.12.2025 04:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Garyl the spectral binicorn guards our bed while we are headed out to explore!

Garyl the spectral binicorn guards our bed while we are headed out to explore!

In Huntington WV for Candlenights!! @justinmcelroy.bsky.social @travismcelroy.bsky.social @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social

06.12.2025 21:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And he did this only having seen the first 10 minutes of the movie and none of his other work 😊

06.12.2025 13:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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t’s obvious the artist had never seen a real dragon

06.12.2025 05:22 👍 525 🔁 75 💬 17 📌 6
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it
06.12.2025 00:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two baby Jesus-in-a-manger figurines: the one on left left is white-skinned and the description says “Holy Infant so tender and mild” (a phrase from the lyrics to the Christmas song ‘Silent Night’); the one on the right is reddish-pink-skinned and the description says “Holy Infant Flamin’ Hot”

Two baby Jesus-in-a-manger figurines: the one on left left is white-skinned and the description says “Holy Infant so tender and mild” (a phrase from the lyrics to the Christmas song ‘Silent Night’); the one on the right is reddish-pink-skinned and the description says “Holy Infant Flamin’ Hot”

where my Holy Infant Salsa Verde
💚

03.12.2023 20:27 👍 336 🔁 96 💬 6 📌 4
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two muppets standing on a balcony with red curtains in the background ALT: two muppets standing on a balcony with red curtains in the background
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