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I must remain anonymous on here for work reasons. You’re looking at my cat.

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Kaiser roll.

12.03.2026 18:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cereal at night, therapitsts’ delight
Cereal in the morning, therapists take warning

12.03.2026 03:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What

11.03.2026 21:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Concepts of a plan

11.03.2026 16:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some propaganda is accurate

10.03.2026 22:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The scarves one was almost too good

10.03.2026 20:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 👍 39470 🔁 6971 💬 449 📌 173

You never have to worry about Judgement Day or Jesus’ return or Armageddon or any End Times stuff at all, because the end of the world for you—the end of your world—is going to be the day you die, and that’s coming sooner than you’d like.
Work out your salvation with fear and trembling.

08.03.2026 11:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look, this woman is easy to mock, but she has a massive and rabid audience and they are eating this shit up.

06.03.2026 17:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am so sorry, Robin. Awful.

06.03.2026 15:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No country is going to surrender unconditionally unless they have been thoroughly beaten beyond all hope. Historically, that means either a land invasion or atomic bombing.

06.03.2026 14:54 👍 91 🔁 28 💬 15 📌 3

@gork is this true

05.03.2026 19:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Loser In Chief, in fact.

01.03.2026 20:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This man is secretly MAGA, isn’t he?

01.03.2026 19:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder who was president in 2020. Unfortunately, there’s no way to look it up.

01.03.2026 17:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

28.02.2026 15:13 👍 5846 🔁 1133 💬 66 📌 29
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

28.02.2026 15:54 👍 10392 🔁 2850 💬 91 📌 138

If you don’t know Let Down, you should give it a good listen. I think it’s their best song.

27.02.2026 20:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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There’s even a very normal podcast to go with the normal website

27.02.2026 12:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

26.02.2026 12:05 👍 12078 🔁 3490 💬 77 📌 39

It breaks, it leaks

26.02.2026 18:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

after failed military incursion, us government responds with economic sanctions

25.02.2026 23:34 👍 2952 🔁 793 💬 61 📌 21
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Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

The president must answer for his crimes, in this life or the next.

www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

24.02.2026 16:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
still frame from the beginning of Twin Peaks
it is February 24th and Special Agent Dale Cooper arrived in the town of Twin Peaks

still frame from the beginning of Twin Peaks it is February 24th and Special Agent Dale Cooper arrived in the town of Twin Peaks

Good morning

24.02.2026 09:45 👍 3850 🔁 1890 💬 10 📌 60

trump's sitting in some room behind the podium with one doctor slowly trickling amphetamines on a drip into his right hand to keep him awake while another one's monitoring a drip of lorazepam into his left hand to keep him from stroking out

20.02.2026 18:17 👍 286 🔁 30 💬 9 📌 4

Someday in the distant future, maybe we can have a president who isn’t senile

23.02.2026 20:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still not quite as bad as Biden, but getting close

23.02.2026 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

While you were mogging, looksmaxxing, and jokergooning, I was learning The Blade.

21.02.2026 23:43 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I suppose if most of the things I had wanted in my 80 years of life had come to me for free (or I just refused to pay for them afterwards), I wouldn’t understand trade either. I wouldn’t understand why anyone would pay for anything.

21.02.2026 12:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What problem is Trump's new global 10% tariff meant to solve?

If it's about leverage, ask: How much leverage do you get from a tariff that disappears in 150 days?

If it's onshoring: Who builds new factories based on tariff that disappear before the factory is built?

It's a tax. That's all it is.

20.02.2026 20:00 👍 8923 🔁 2644 💬 540 📌 138