2025 was a great year for people in the past who wanted to pick a year that sounded like it was in the distant future
2025 was a great year for people in the past who wanted to pick a year that sounded like it was in the distant future
yo después de 2 minutos oyendo la explicación mas sencilla
not me getting anxious because I can't feel my phone in my pocket while holding it with my other hand
howdy -- I'm from 🇻🇪 and I like hot dogs. No cats for me tho. I have culinary standards.
[you find a mysterious charging port on your body]
oh no
[also it’s not usb-c]
OH NO
coño Led Varela sigue siendo EL GOAT 🐐🐐
The weirdest parts: temu Commodus but twins, temu Maximus, CLEGANEBOWL, cgi baboons???
The good parts: Naval battles (so cool), Denzel Washington's character doing political scheming with his gaze, good opening credits.
Glad2ator review: perhaps it can work as an airplane movie. Mostly bc it will help you waste 2.5h wondering why you're watching this instead of the original.
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
bom dia bom bones
No veo la parte mala
“let’s finish setting up your pc”
no i already set it up
Cuando era más joven, odiaba el agua con soda. Mientras me pongo más viejo, me gusta más. What does this mean
howdy xiquets
me entenderán en la ferretería si pido una llaveetubo? Porque capaz le hicieron el doblaje a la ferretería y la llave Stilson quedó que si llave a todo gas
what is that mr mvn I can't hear you over all those tests I'm skipping
épale panas de bluesky social
épale quién es el otro
hold on now
chamo yo tenía un código de invitación de esta vaina desde el año pasado. Tal vez hubiera sido una buena idea escoger mi handle entonces.
ahora quién sabe cuándo volverá a estar disponible @chavezcandanga.bsky.social ah jaja agarren ahí chistecisto pa los panas
just drop the .social -- it's cleaner
cuándo va a ser el día que pueda usar solo mi nombre de handle seyor
what about bs.social
tengo que comprar srrvilletas