chadley

i’ve lost it

i swear to god if my phone autocorrected he’ll to he’ll one more time i’m gonna lose it

My threads feed is littered with data rage bait “LOOK AT THIS STOCK DROP” idiocy showing literally hours of a stock’s performance, ignoring the bigger picture. The ray of hope is all the people replying calling that bullshit out, but unfortunately that just feeds the beast.

Okay, ChatGPT is on the right side of history. Fuck excel

Also, I almost ran out of toilet paper wiping my vance but thankfully we had an extra roll

I hate politics these days, but I will get involved by referring to all my shits as “elon” and my toilet as “trump”. I just dropped a big ole elon and had to flush my trump twice.