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haha that Train Dreams is one of the few movies you watched is kind of funny. But yeah, I agree. It was just a movie about living life and that's why I think it worked so well.

13.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tweet-length review of undertone: ever want to watch a movie that simulates the experience of an elephant slowly lowering its leg on your chest for an hour and a half? Then this is the movie for you.

13.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No lie I was absolutely stunned at how gorgeous Train Dreams was. Movie aside (and it’s real good), it was just stunning visually. Have no idea why. It’s not like β€˜outdoors’ is a little-used location for filming, but here we are.

13.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. It would go over very poorly in the room.

13.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was gonna splurge on a Blu Ray box set of 15 Hitchcock movies but it noticed it didn’t have Dial M For Murder, Notorious, The 39 Steps, or Gaslight? What’s the use?

13.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

kind of agree but it wont happen so i'm not even gonna bother

13.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

he's also been probably MTL's best penalty killer this year, so I'm not sure I would do that

13.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just mentioned got someone else but the problem is given the PK roles, the only guys that can be scratched for Texier are Gallagher, Newhook, and Bolduc. The first two aren’t getting scratched, and the Bolduc like is playing well, so here we are.

13.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not really. I do prospect research in the offseason then once the season starts I basically don't bother. Just too much to do on the NHL side of things and few prospects have a mid-season impact for me to worry about it for my work.

13.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that's the balance between depth and logjam, I guess. Nice to have it when injuries hit. I don't know who'd scratch, but it's not Texier. Probably Newhook, but they won't do it, so here we are.

13.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

something like
Caufield-Suzuki-Texier
Slaf - Kapanen - Demidov
Dach - Evans - Bolduc
Gallagher - Danault - Anderson
given the PK roles, the only players that can realistically be scratched for Texier are Bolduc, Gallagher, and Newhook. Gally isn't getting scratched and neither is Newhook, so

13.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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30 years ago tonight:

13.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 2110 πŸ” 909 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 94
Alex Texier is a healthy scratch again

Alex Texier is a healthy scratch again

a cat's face looking like it just funneled a quart of vodka

a cat's face looking like it just funneled a quart of vodka

13.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
chart that shows the duo of Michael Misa and William Eklund being on the ice for 8% more goals for per 60 minutes at 5-on-5 than the league average, and 7% fewer expected goals against per 60 minutes

chart that shows the duo of Michael Misa and William Eklund being on the ice for 8% more goals for per 60 minutes at 5-on-5 than the league average, and 7% fewer expected goals against per 60 minutes

also, him and Misa seem to be finding some chemistry together and having a genuinely good second scoring line comprised mostly of their younger players feels like a big deal for the Sharks

13.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know how many times I've watched that Eklund goal, but it's a lot.

13.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ramblings: Updates on Stone, Sergachev, Larkin, Matthews, and Reinhart; Knies and Nylander Stuff Stat Sheet; Eklund Goal of the Year – March 13 The Calgary Flames have signed forward Tyson Gross, per Eric Francis. The 23-year-old college free agent can report to the team as soon as he’s able, so we’ll see what the timeline is like soon. His D...

today's Ramblings have been updated with the late-game fantasy performances. Big nights from Knies, Nylander, Snuggerud, Robertson, Heiskanen, Hronek, Dorofeyev, MacKinnon, Knight, Nedeljkovic, and more dobberhockey.com/2026/03/13/r...

13.03.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God I’m so jealous

13.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being in an outdoor arena, bright sunshine, couple jugs of ale, and watching jousting. Just two people racing horses at each other and ramming giant sticks into their chests. Man that would rule.

13.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

well then!

13.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not watching b/c i'm watching SJ/BOS, but, uh, are the Caps ok?

13.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
NHL DFS Strategy Thursday 3/12/26 | DraftKings & FanDuel Daily Fantasy Hockey Picks
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12.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ramblings: Updates on Reinhart, Lehkonen, Landeskog, and Knight; Keeping Tabs on Nemec, Trouba, Andrae, and More – March 12 In some good news for the Chicago Blackhawks, goalie Spencer Knight was at practice on Wednesday, per Tracey Myers,Β  after missing Chicago’s last three games with an illness. We will see if Knight is ...

today's Ramblings looks at the seasons of Luke Hughes, Emil Andrae, Simon Nemec, Thomas Harley, and Jacob Trouba dobberhockey.com/2026/03/12/r...

12.03.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ramblings: Updates on Reinhart, Lehkonen, Landeskog, and Knight; Keeping Tabs on Nemec, Trouba, Andrae, and More – March 12 In some good news for the Chicago Blackhawks, goalie Spencer Knight was at practice on Wednesday, per Tracey Myers,Β  after missing Chicago’s last three games with an illness. We will see if Knight is ...

today's Ramblings looks at the seasons of Luke Hughes, Emil Andrae, Simon Nemec, Thomas Harley, and Jacob Trouba dobberhockey.com/2026/03/12/r...

12.03.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy sweet Jesus Jacob Fowler. That last minute is a Canadiens heritage moment.

12.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well he played one game since the injury and it was on the fourth line. Like, he missed a few games before the Olympics then they came back and it was β€œno, we don’t remember December and January at all”

12.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno man. I get plenty of things wrong about players every season but I never, ever understood why Texier lost his spot on the top line. There was nothing, absolutely nothing, to indicate it was necessary whether by watching him or looking at almost any relevant data. It was genuinely bewildering

12.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good Guy Takeshita

12.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Might go wild and have a large one, who can say

12.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Wednesday and you know what that means

11.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0