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@maximumgraves

cool cartoonist & neurotic little freak. adult man. pfp by winguro.bsky.social. you can read my webcomic at whathappensnext.webcomic.ws and you can give me money at patreon.com/maximumgraves.

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Donate to Fund re-uniting a Queer Woman with her spouse abroad, organized by Emily R queer game developer trying to escape north america and relocate abroad tโ€ฆ Emily R needs your support for Fund re-uniting a Queer Woman with her spouse abroad

setup a barebones gofundme, feel embarassed to even ask, but i can't go on being apart from my spouse anymore or constantly worrying about my future as a queer woman in america. please help share. gofund.me/93a45b185

06.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

if you have a little cat, making up stupid shit to say to your cat is nigh unavoidable

06.03.2026 08:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the beginning of the song sister jack by spoon goes "always on the outside always looking in" and i sing it to my cat but change "outside" to "snoutside"

06.03.2026 08:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

calendar of holidays i have devised to celebrate my cat:
soft paw sunday
meow meow monday
tiny guy tuesday
wet beast wednesday (i did not originate the phrase "wet beast wednesday" but it is fitting because he drools)
triangle ears thursday
little friend friday
snout boy saturday

06.03.2026 08:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 90 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thinking about "cousin games" of my childhood. simpsons hit and run. halo: reach. destroy all humans. wipeout for the wii

06.03.2026 08:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yep. he's back

06.03.2026 07:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow now i feel out of touch. i didn't know there *were* aliexpress bootleg fursuits

06.03.2026 07:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's Happening Again

06.03.2026 07:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 62 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have to give them credit, that's a real fursuit and not a mascot suit they rented from a costume store

06.03.2026 05:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 180 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how do you feel about freddy got fingered

06.03.2026 05:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i should get more into rem, what would you recommend as a good starter album

05.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whn update this week is going to have the 200th panel, which i think puts me roughly halfway through this chapter

05.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 60 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im not hating though i love to listen to that stuff. makes me glad old jimmy didn't break their spirits completely

05.03.2026 07:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

podcasts can be sort of like a make-work program for guys who jimmy fallon used to beat with sticks

05.03.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

one day i will myself be in my 40s. i wonder what will be my alf

05.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 55 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe i live in a dying culture but on the bright side, i'm learning a lot about alf from podcasts by also-ran comedians in their 40s

05.03.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 65 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's nice to see some pelvic floor posting i feel like it doesn't get a lot of airtime. of course as an afab person i do have additional options like "going to a pt who will put his fingers up there" and "lobbying insurance to take out my whole uterus in case that does something"

05.03.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ever since we got to the part of mad men where stan has a beard my boyfriend mentions how hot he looks with the beard like 3 times an episode

05.03.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there will be advancements in penis technology that we simply won't live long enough to see

04.03.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 132 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

a friend of mine was once employed by an italian man to write dozens of video scripts for true crime videos a month for like $75 a week so some of them are probably the result of stuff like that

04.03.2026 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

welcome to queer masculinity. you know that yawning emptiness at the heart of everything yeah? good. first thing you're gonna wanna do is cultivate an off-putting fetish so strongly you honestly get angry at yourself after you nut. after that it's mostly layering. hawaiian shirts, plaid, you know

28.07.2025 08:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 179 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"happy birthday" 60

03.03.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 68 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"happy birthday" 59

03.03.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 70 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

live now

02.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

saw greep live and he sounded great. it was a 3 hour set and by the end of it i felt more tired from standing in the audience than he looked onstage.

02.03.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blind Alley No. 421

02.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2522 ๐Ÿ” 391 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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streaming some commission and comics work tomorrow at 3pm mst. twitch.tv/maximumgraves

02.03.2026 03:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

you're right to say it tho

02.03.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whenever i make a post that seems like kind of a sweeping statement about something please know that i probably thought about it for 40 seconds total and i only sort of believe it

01.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 229 ๐Ÿ” 63 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0