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Alexis Guerreros

@notalexis

Morning Footy on CBS Golazo Cooligans Stand up comedian Yes, I was on BoJack Horseman Born: Newark, Live: Brooklyn

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Which is your preferred Bad Bunny Best XI? 🐰 @notalexis.bsky.social or @chrispolanco.com

07.02.2026 01:30 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1

Ayyy I didn’t think this app launched yet 😂

11.02.2026 15:06 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t! Damn now I need to go back

23.01.2026 00:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Crushing it 👏👏👏👏

15.10.2025 15:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Two dudes in shiesties on this train, one of them pulled it away from his mouth to eat the Nutella out of mini Nutella cookie sandwiches

I’m not sure how much longer I can go without laughing

28.05.2025 14:18 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Now I know how the English feel… suddenly raisins are spicy

05.04.2025 13:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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@chrispolanco.com whenever Everton draw against Arsenal:

05.04.2025 13:30 👍 48 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

😂😂😂

25.03.2025 04:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes 😂

21.03.2025 01:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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LETS GOOOOO

18.03.2025 13:56 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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When @notalexis.bsky.social sees pepperoni

18.03.2025 12:09 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

😂😂😂😂 I spotted that bih and knew the craftsman 😂

20.03.2025 22:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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VAR for todays Arsenal Chelsea match

16.03.2025 13:58 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Jack scored on the 10th anniversary of NYCFC. It’s poetry

08.03.2025 20:51 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Thank you buddy! It was an honor getting to interview Pirlo 🙏

02.03.2025 22:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Takes me a minute but eventually it’s starts flowing

26.02.2025 03:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wait till you get a load of em

26.02.2025 02:57 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

One of my favorite things I get to do is roast MLS/NWSL/and lower league teams at ISC

Remember folks, these are just jokes

25.02.2025 19:40 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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2025 MLS & NWSL Roast at @iscsupporters.bsky.social in Minnesota. ❤️‍🔥

Available now on Patreon.com/soccercooligans

25.02.2025 19:02 👍 34 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 2

I knew I used it correctly incorrect

18.02.2025 18:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@notalexis.bsky.social big news! You did use nonplussed correctly. Or at least incorrectly in the same way that most Americans use it.

18.02.2025 15:33 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I'm in this tweet and I don't like it

14.02.2025 21:49 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You can meet the toughest English dude, like a straight up killer, and be intimidated and then they’ll say some shit like “gobsmacked” and suddenly they feel all oldtimey and quaint

14.02.2025 21:47 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Tarkovsky might’ve scored the Arsenal goal of the month 😂

12.02.2025 22:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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WE HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN RECOGNIZED BY THE NEW YORK CITY COUNCIL FOR OUR 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY 😭

Thank you to Councilman Moya for the recognition. 🏅

A really dope moment for us. 💙

12.02.2025 21:24 👍 58 🔁 6 💬 8 📌 1

This season has absolutely destroyed the aura around Pep

11.02.2025 21:56 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yup

11.02.2025 21:53 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It’s funny watching the Real Madrid players hit the ground with their hands up expecting the calls they usually get in Spain

Arms all out looking confused

11.02.2025 21:52 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As I was saying

11.02.2025 21:47 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

City scoring is never the problem. City stopping the other team from scoring late in the game is ALWAYS the problem

11.02.2025 21:22 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 3