Screenshot of "Large adult son" on twitter telling Omid Djalili "This is your Linehan moment you stupid cunt" and Omid replying "And @Glinner was proved right". He is being ratioed with 64 comments to 51 likes
Oh he's GONE holy shit
Read the thread.
Why were so many people on my timelines watching Muppet Christmas Carol yesterday? Y'all making a damn liar out of Kermit.
Someone from New Jersey just showed me the traffic infrastructure around the Met Life Stadium and commuting to the World Cup final is going to be a nightmare for Scotland and whoever we're playing.
Been singing this since I heard Dick Chaney died.
Prince Andrew
Pronce Andrew
Nonce Andrew
Had to do a double take when I read this:
Top image, a pill bottle that reads "Hard to swallow pills", bottom image is the contents of the bottle emptied into a hand, ""No such thing as an ethical billionaire" includes Taylor Swift"
All billionaires are bad people.
Leonardo DiCaprio is an anagram of Leonard Dio Crapio.
Makes you think.
I wrote a wee Substack about so many articles about the Riyadh Comedy Fest.
The tl;dr is that it's not ironic these acts signed a contract saying they wouldn't say certain things because they had nothing to say in the first place.
open.substack.com/pub/richiejb...
That is definitely the worst thing about him.
We need to keep politics out of sports and song contests because me not feeling guilty about a thing I enjoy is more important than opposing an ongoing genocide.
One of my favourite bits of trivia: Murder On The Dancefloor was written by the singer of New Radicals (of You Get What You Give fame).
After threatening to kick their asses in that song he also worked with Hanson.
Extreme music is in such a good place. I went to a festival yesterday and it was mostly awkward but sweet guys with varying degrees of facial hair complimenting each other's t-shirts between bands playing music that sounded like a neck exploding.
I had a bit in my Fringe show about how people (well, cops and media outlets) react differently when the victims of gun violence wear a suit.
Man Who Was Pro-Gun Death Got Gun Deathed, How Could This Happen?
Uploaded an old routine about the death of the Queen to TikTok. It's going well.
I don't know what filet mignon is, I've only ever heard it referred to on TV shows, but I did just discover they've been saying 'filet mignon' and not 'flaming yon'.
My Fringe is done. I'm in Iceland, my partner has fallen asleep with her legs across me, I am watching wrestling, I am biting my tongue about the Edinburgh awards and on Saturday I will run a half marathon before defending my Rock Paper Scissors title from 2024. Also, Free Palestine.
🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️😂
Doing some Fringe gigs tonight:
22:15 - Touching Tips with Friends, Waverly Bar
23:00 - Hot Comedy, Gilded Balloon Patter House
00:00 - Midnight Mania Cabaret, The Voodoo Rooms
Then bus at 3am, flight at 6am.
I'm too old for this.
I love that there's an alternative reality where Lisa Kudrow played Roz in Frasier and Peri Gilpin played Phoebe in Friends.
I think we ALL wish ill on JK Rowling
Ecstatic about this amazing review for my show. Thanks to @britishcomedyguide and @carroll.bobby !
Very proud of this show and really want punters, pals and peers to come see what I'm doing.
Comedy on hard mode is who I am!
5pm @westportoracle today !
Final show today. 14.05, Stand 2.
Come see the show that ended my Duolingo streak.
Wanted to throw my hat in the ring, accidentally wrote 'hate' which gives this a different energy. Couldn't be arsed to re-type it so just screenshot it.
Fringe show starts today until Thursday.
14:05. Stand 2.
Give this Best Show, Best Newcomer and any other awards going. Six stars. Six.
