Brown tabby cat sitting on a green chair
Ready to party on Caturday Eve
06.03.2026 23:21
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Brown tabby cat sitting on a green chair
Ready to party on Caturday Eve
Channing Tatum playing a video game avatar is a joke one meta too far.
Harambe's face appeared on a scratching post. The gorilla habitat is closed while we seek confirmation of a miracle.
GI robot killed many Nazis shoulder to shoulder with the red army, godspeed comrade
The Imperialist thirst for blood has taken a Charlesian turn.
Well there goes my bear trap rental kiosk outside your gate.
We will no longer be honoring the βfree entry if you can outrun securityβ promotion.
Water is due today. I really donβt want it to be shut off again π please help if you can
First Nations Child and Family Caring Society executive director Cindy Blackstock explains to Nation to Nation why the federal governmentβs funding announcement last week on Jordanβs Principle falls short.
Watch the full discussion: youtu.be/U2Sd8IB5UMA?...
Tired: Firefly.
Wired: Killjoys.
To: All Staff
Subject: Marketing
We've rebranded the Murder Hornets as the Buzz Killsβ’οΈ
Please note updated signage in the apiaries.
If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kΔkΔpΕ chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
Why did we stop calling these crotch stains weird?
an orange cat with white face, chest and feet sits tall on a bamboo mat on a dark glass topped cube coffee table Behind him a grey wool sofa with a red and olive chenille paisley throw and a chrome 3 light lamp. A gold halo floats above his head as his eyes roll skyward because he is so very good and also totally innocent
Wut? Sum wun pee in McQβs faberit bocks? Well Momb Imb haff noe idear wutsoebber whom cud haff dun sush an thing. Dat sush an shame. Mebbe if yuo werr hombe instead at so calldt βoffissβ yuo wud haff bin abel to prevendt dis, juss fuds fur thot Momb.
Second, I had been emailing with a guy I met on usenet about Socialism who turned out to be a hacker who got caught and they find my name on his computer talking subversive politics.
The RCMP showed up at my house on their behalf to make sure I wasnβt a terrorist.
The first thing was that I had been to the States and due to my age and a criminal charge my stay was limited and tracked. But when I crossed over they failed to send the card back to the US side. I was declared βAWOL from Canada.β
Cindy Blackstock, the head of the First Nations Child and Family Caring Society says the federal government's funding commitment for Jordanβs Principle misses the mark.
Blackstock has more to say about the program on a new episode of Nation to Nation.
Iβd eat it.
The FBI had an active file on me, a Canadian, for the intersection of two completely unrelated reasons. Both events were completely beyond my control.
There has been a lot of outrage over the way a security guard at a Winnipeg Dollarama brutalized an alleged shoplifter.
Both the guard and alleged shoplifter are now facing charges. For more on this incident, watch this week's Truth and Politics panel.
In case I wasnβt clear enough.
SCRUUUUUUUUUUBS!
Unfortunately the only technology that really could save us is GI Robot
trans maoist khaleesi smoking a cigarette& saying yes β¦. Hahhaha β¦ YES! As the world burns behind her
me when a democrat destroys their entire political career because they decided to be transphobic instead of normal:
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, laying on a large white comforter. His body is compact and curled up, but his head is slightly lifted up and looking at the camera. His ears point outward slightly, giving off a bit of an annoyed expression at being woken up.
a bit disgruntled
If humans could stop waking up sleepy boys that'd be great
Phil is also disgruntled
someone was saying they thought maple syrup just came out of the tree, and itβs funny because we have a story about this in ojibwe
like, the syrup used to come out that way but people got lazy and fat so the creator thinned it out into sap so we wouldnβt take it for granted
Screenshot of text that reads: Hello, wanting to provide context to why I need continuous help with survival funds. I'm a single mom who also caretakes for my disabled child. He is high needs meaning he needs help with everything through out the day. I'm disabled myself. I have long covid which mostly entails POTs, ME/CFS and uterine fibroids. When I was last working I ended up in the ER from overworking my body and decided it was best for me to stay home especially since my disabled child was already struggling so much with the caretaker he had at the time. I also have a trans child so we live in California where it's safest for her and my family in general as two of us are disabled. I'm working towards getting on disability at the moment as well as exploring options to be paid to be my son's caregiver as his behavior gets worse when I'm not the one caring for him. Nothing goes unappreciated and I truly try to thank anyone who helps to the best of my ability. I suffer chronic fatigue so my spoons are limited. Thank you if you read this
2 bills are fast approaching. Any help is appreciated!
Water is due tomorrow-$311
Electric is due the 8th- $439 (heat was shut off last month and had to use electric heaters which runs up the bill)
PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf
Cashapp: cash.app/$juniperkewpie
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
when you win a small concession you just get to keep yelling btw. one time a local official said to me "you people are never happy" and like: correct! it is not our job to be happy with compromise! it's our job to be annoying forever actually
