GrandDuchessTaco (they/she)

You’re already suing them for tariffs, why stop there?

3. I'm falling more in love with @taco2054.bsky.social every day! She's been such a light in my life, and I'm glad that I can cheer her on, as well as having her as my biggest fan too!

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative

1. I've been doing art, and building up my portfolio in the background before I start working on commissions!

2. I've gotten to mod for Frost Fatales, and it's been a phenomenal experience!

I thought this was going to be a "suddenly proliferative diabetic retinopathy" thing, but this is way worse than that. NAION is one of those conditions that was heartbreaking to see when I was working in ophthalmology, since it was so life-altering and "welp, it happened".

I don't know about al pastor hot dogs, I was talking on a structural basis.

That said, if you want to get closer, get yourself some Sonoran Hot Dogs. Bacon wrapped hot dogs topped with various toppings of choice are incredible.

Confirming with others in the comments: a hot dog is a taco. I should know!

The flu strains that have gone around have been gnarly even with the flu shots onboard. Hope you feel better soon!

An edited meme The text says "everybody flaked, so I brought Tony 🥀" and the picture is someone sat in a restaurant with lots of food on the table and they've brought pokemon rumble spheal with them who is sat politely

Yikes, yikes, these kits are a pile of yikes. The eye strain alone on the home kit makes it hard to look at.

Spheal is never a burden, Spheal is a delight!

This is the science we need.

It isn't *good* science, but it's *funny* science.

It's been a while since I've found a solid Crime Against Food to share. If it's anything like what we've seen of the Ranch Soda, we are in for a solid Crime Time endeavor!

save him

I broke my right pinky finger on a go-kart.

No, I was not a child when this happened. Yes, it was actually *on* the go-kart.

I couldn't fully reach the steering wheel, one of our friends hit my kart, lost my grip and hit the finger on the steering wheel.

A screenshot of Boozy’s phone cropped to show he is removing Duolingo. There are a number of options.

A zoom in on the top option to remove Duolingo reading “😱“Removing Duolingo? You can’t hide from Duolingo”

A further crop reading “You can’t hide from Duolingo”

A darkened bedroom at night. The vantage point is from a person laying in the bed. There is moonlight streaming through the window. Standing in the shadowed moonlight is the Duolingo owl, staring at the viewer from the foot of the bed

My step-grandpa (dad's mom's second husband, who I grew up around more), was a line worker for one of the Big Three. He got bought out around retirement age just before the Big Three bail-out.

My bio grandpa on my dad's side was an electrician of some variety, and I remember hearing about him working on traffic signals.

My mom's dad was a traumatized Army vet. He was a pilot, and then he had to tell families their family member in the service died in service. No wonder he has PTSD.

Wondermark comic that gave rise to the term “sealioning,” defined by Wikipedia as “a type of trolling or harassment that consists of pursuing people with relentless requests for evidence, often tangential or previously addressed, while maintaining a pretense of civility and sincerity ("I'm just trying to have a debate"), and feigning ignorance of the subject matter.”

Just say no to sealions

Finally, some good fucking news!

Blocked and reported, what a pile of yikes this man is!

Keep the electrolytes up in whatever way you can. It may not be a full remedy, but dehydration makes everything I've had for food poisoning/stomach bugs so much worse!

Psyduck with ice cream that looks like a spheal in pokemon pokopia

Azurill with ice cream that looks like a spheal in pokemon pokopia

pokopia is out in two days and the only spheal they've shown is an ice cream

Pokemon pokopia game title screen but the logo is very long and the text says the entirety of spheal's pokedex entry SPHEAL is much faster rolling than walking to get around. When groups of this pokemon eat, they all clap at once to show their pleasure. Because of this, their mealtimes are noisy.

It’s only a war if it comes from the War region of Congress. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling constitutional crisis.

Important potato technology.

Don't let any employer tell you your job can't be done remotely

Of course, they're claiming a "short, victorious war" will fix everything.

Of course they are.

(Anyone who has studied any history at all can tell you this isn't how any of this works)

This is correct

photo of a handmade charizard plushie in its classic tcg pose on a white background.

photo of a handamde tarountula plushie at a 3/4 angle on a white background.

photo of a handmade maractus plushie head on on a white background.

photo of a handmade spheal plushie at an upward 3/4 angle on a white background.

happy pokemon day! here are some of my favorites of the pokemon plushies i've made over the past couple of years!
#r_m_sewing #pokemon #pokemonday #plushie #plushart

A SKLETON HOLDIN UP A FINGER TO POLITICANS AND THE PEACES OF SHIT WHO WANT TO WRECK EVERYONES LIFES, IF SOME OF US ARE NOT FREE THEN NONE OF US ARE FREE, THE POLITICANS AND BILLIONAIRES WHO RUN THE COUNTRY MEET ON A SECRET ISLAND TO BREED SEX SLAVES BUT THEY WANNA TELL US THAT WE SHOULD BE SCARED OF SOMEONE TAKEN A SHIT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, OR MAD AT SOMEONE FOR HAVIN A DRIVERS LICENSE, FASHISM AINT CREEPIN ANY MORE ITS JOGGING, THEY BETTER GET THERE BIG ASS BUNKERS BUILT QUICK CAUSE THERE FULL OF MEAT AND WE GROW HUNGRIER BY THE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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