Luckus

How in the fuck is Pokémon Pokopia a banger but Legends ZA was hot dogwater except for Zeraora being catchable? LIKE HOW?!

Imagine Dragons really thought they ate with the fast talking part of “Believer” but the dude sounds like the announcer for the Krabby Patty secret formula in that part.

Was wrong about Z-A 100%. It’s fun. Too bad work isn’t. 😔

Got a print order that is 100% furry bait. Don’t mind if I uhhh throw in a spare shirt in myself 👀

If there’s anything I picked up from V/H/S: Halloween, I guess it would be not to trust diet soda? Yeah, I can get behind that.

Last leg easier than last time I did this shit

Apparently the rapture is supposed to be happening today. Does this mean Wyoming will be a breeze with all the Jesus freaks that live here? Lmao

Ohio be like: endless hellscape

The big big drive is approaching rapidly. Week flew by too fast. THIS SUCKS

I FOUND THE PENIS TREE

Water Deer: on Water

*ad interrupts what I’m watching*

Me: WOW, this makes me want to check out your product even less!

Absolute fluff monster

My head empty QUEEN

Couldn’t sleep, so I went for a drive. Was afraid that I was gonna forget in the months I haven’t been behind the wheel. Nah dude I got this lmao.

Big shout out to my geek bar for giving good hits after 0%. The real mvp of today.

Sheetz officially mid tier now that they got rid of the Dr. Pepper BBQ sauce. Smh

Not thrilled to be on a plane tomorrow. At least it isn’t working I guess lol.

It’s over. I’m freeee. YEAH

Not my problem for 10 whole days now.

If you’re working somewhere that you’re guaranteed to get filthy. The fuck are you wearing that fancy ass shit for, dork?

Mr. Gucci Jordan’s (night guy) better not be here when I get back. I ran more shit than he did for 8 hours in under just 2 hours. Literally no excuse dude. 10 year of experience MY ASS.

Trained new guy, not a clown and is great. I can leave for a week and not think about this place for a while after tomorrow.

I did a five minute whisper-scream on my first break and I guess that amped me up enough to knock out so many screens before lunch. We are uncooked.

The penis, mightier than the sword

3 more days then I can fuck off

Week dragging like balls because of course it would.

Blown on out like a Friday afternoon and it’s Tuesday morning. I wanna go home & I haven’t even picked up my ride yet.

Might be getting a raise when I come back from my little trip 👀

Life since May has been absolute dogwater and I don’t want a do-over.

Swear to god I’m going to treat this Elantra like it’s my child.