Sauron's Face

I think I’m dying now

sometimes when I hear the name "Max Verstappen" I forget he's a modern racecar driver and think the people I'm listening to have started talking about old german Nazi officers before snapping back to reality

The secret to a balanced dev team is combining someone who doesn't play videogames because they don't like videogames and someone who does play videogames because they don't like videogames

THE TIME HAS COME

$250/barrel by next wednesday. $15/gallon, rationed gasoline. the total collapse of car culture and the suburban lifestyle. get ready to take the fuckin' bus folks

I give my writers a lot of leeway to write whatever moves them. unfortunately occasionally what moves them is “owning me”

Probably not? NotME is probably best though the writing is… not always the best from Esslemont. Kharkanas is really good though but also very much like… deep lore stuff

attempting to diagram the timeline, passing out, waking up screaming inside dragnipur

It’s never been given a name unrelated, have you read Kharkanas?

Wishing you the best

Honestly I don’t even think they’d publish Hunter S Thompson these days

I choose to believe he’s a big liar but also the timeline is ruinous on the mind to think about

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

My kids have measles, there are no jobs, and the country is at war. But at least now I can buy raw milk with my HSA card.

In woke 2.0 every car will play only Phil Ochs. In woke 3.0, cars won’t even exist. By woke 4.0 “car” will be a nonsense word with no dictionary definition

the heart @Fredward3948576 [driving] my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight. *sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby, *starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God 3:52 PM • 1/6/25

It’s so bad it’s so bad 😭😭

They should have announced this in a Nintendo Direct as the “one more thing”.

You didn’t know?😭😭😭

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The US is going out like a rom archive

A red Corolla AE92 and a yellow 3G Prelude on the roof of a parking deck at sunset

ketchup/mustard

digital (2021)

Donald Trump is going to be chained to the Nintendo cartridge factory floor by the end of his term. He’ll be stuck polishing the cartridges before they ship

SHUT UP SHUT UP AAAAAAAAHHGGHHGGGGFGGFF AAAAAAGGGGGGHGGGGGGG

Nobody ever wants to start a podcast. You go to sleep snug in your bed one night and you wake up at the mic mid joke. It’s scary.

You must start a podcast 😔

Neoliberalism in action

That’s woke 2.0 actually, in woke 3.0 Food Not Bombs will be operating the Down With Cis bus

Under Woke 3.0, we will be referring to Europe as the "Middle West" and be giving abortions to men at your local pharmacy. Idc