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Lurking for laughs and learning opportunities. Former life: Contracts Manager for small business defense contractor. Current life: still trying to figure that out. .

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Busy being deposed.

10.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like to know how an 8-day old company obtained a CAGE Code that quickly.

10.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did somebody play Strands today?

10.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, yes you do.

10.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He always jerks that shoulder when he realizes he's fucked up and tries to correct.

09.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In New York, an enhanced ID is proof of US citizenship. You must visit the DMV office in person.

09.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only his right shoe looked too big for Marco.

Wouldn't put it past Trump to put 2 different size shoes in the box just to screw with them, lol.

09.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In keeping with the hand warmers called mufflers, is it called merkin diving or.....

09.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't have that sticker, but I do have these. Plan on slapping one on a gas pump this week.

09.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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A "muff"ler helps with that problem.

08.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It does get cold in your parts.

08.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It could be a Victorian Christmas Caroler.

08.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The 4yo should write a smoothie recipe book.

This really sounds pretty good.

07.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe just the lighting, but his hair today looks strawberry blond/rose gold.

07.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WeRateWars

06.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Performance"

05.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm still somewhat enjoying it, but I enjoy the bunker storyline the most.

05.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She sure went through a lot of candles.

Did the gift shop have that many?
I thought she didn't leave the mansion, but no way she moved them all before she locked her self in.

05.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't they just go back and read it backwards?

03.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I probably like bagpipes enough for the both of us.

03.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wee, no!

03.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so sick of the word "HOTTEST".

What effin year is it and how old is this guy?

Our President is an over the hill valley girl.

02.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno. I have 2 friends who had pre-cancerous cells on their faces and they had to use some cream that was pretty caustic. Don't remember their faces getting quite that irritated though.

All that golfing in the Florida sun certainly can catch up with you.

02.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had the same thought. As much time as he spends in the sun golfing, this would make sense.

I have two friends who had to use that cream treatment.

02.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if this is the preventative treatment imagine what the untreated version looks like

02.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 291 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera with his eyes closed . ALT: a bald man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera with his eyes closed .
02.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and that it spreads all over his face

02.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

This will never fail to make me laugh.

02.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*can’t*

02.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0