BONEBURGER

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

wait

A heavily stylized/cartoonish Salix bust

he's so cute i want to crush him between my teeth like a firm grape

Yesterday, the KIDS Act has Passed the E&C, and soon will be pushing into the house! This is a combination of KOSA, SCREEN Act, App Store Accountability Act, and other bills into one package.

Contact your Reps, and tell them to OPPOSE these bills! Stay strong, and fight for your rights and privacy!

thank you!

Good morning

Close crop of a wip in the "cleaning up and redrawing parts of the sketch to use as lineart" phase, focused on the back of Salix's pants, which have a row of 6 belt closures going across his lower back and tail.

trying some cooler and/or dumber shit with his pants

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

Sarumon at the cuck orb

dukemon bridal carrying beelzemon who is mad at him

found a new ship to hyperfixate on fellas :3
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#beelzemon #gallantmon #dukemon #dukexbeelze #digimon

Photo of my dog (old brown brindle pitbull mix) lying down so cozy with my cat (tiny calico tabby, also old but you can't tell) on the same pillow his head is on. Her little head is right up against his and they look so sweet.

oohhhh my godddd......

a digital illustration of a woman wearing and holding a bunch of Shadow the Hedgehog merch. she's saying "I don't have 'brain worms.' There is nothing in my brain--except gray matter, which is supposed to be there."

Fangirl

Photo of a scone (orange cranberry scone) on a plate with clotted cream and cranberry curd spread over it.

okay ive reached my daily public complaining limit. look at this scone i made

(i do know that its possible they've blocked the people who said the things or have hidden their replies, but I'll be honest with u i simply do not believe that's the case in most of these situations)

like... you can just make an addition to your first statement. it doesn't need to be a response to anything. you don't need to make up a guy to argue with.
it doesn't have to be like this. come outside with me. it's a beautiful day. I'm making chickpea curry tonight and you can have some.

ig its either bc they think it makes them sound more correct or because they're so paranoid about (or horny for) being argued with that they're hallucinating sentiments nobody expressed, but like. man. thats so sad.

fascinating thing ive seen a few times; a user will make a statement and later reply to it like "im getting a lot of comments saying x so let me clarify" <(but phrased more hostilely). but then you look at the replies and quotes and literally nobody is saying anything like that. why?

Spring Night and Willow.

#Art

© Nickolai Astrup

Close up of the nidorina figurine, one of its cheeks is significantly rounder than the other.

thank you for your cooperation in this matter 🙏
obviously i can't say a favourite because they're all my beautiful, wonderful, perfect children, but i am particularly fond of how squnched and uneven nidorina's face is. like i knowwww she ate sour gummy.

i got these from a like... anime merch store? weird little place. i stole 2 of them but please don't tell on me or I'll be grounded forever

Photo of 6 tiny, horribly inaccurate, cheaply made Pokémon figurines (darmanitan, hypno, ekans, nidorina, and mewtwo) sitting on a bookshelf. They're so cool.

my beautiful bootleg boys

Photo of the huge as fuck snorlax plush, now with more stuffing, sitting next to a small shelf with a bunch of transformers on it. My lovely daughter (cat) is curled up on his tummy. Theres a trans flag and a slipknot poster on the wall behind him

truuuu
now that he's done his work he gets to hang out with a kitty cat and 100000 toys in my wife's computer room :- )

I've called in the experts.

photo of a truly fuckoff massive snorlax plush slouching on my couch. he's like six feet tall and just as wide.

he's so big what the fuck

The same sandwich (not the exact same one, but made with the same ingredients) but topless and sitting on a cutting board. How scandalous!

its actually a lot better open faced, but this pic is maybe a bit less appealing,

Photo of my beautiful, perfect bahn mí illuminated by the sun. It's on a toasted ciabatta bread and has thick slabs of extra firm tofu fried in salted sesame oil, quick pickled carrot and cucumber, and my very cool sauce consisting of mayo, chili crisp, honey, and a little dijon mustard. It's seriously so good you'll cum.

thinking abt her....

Sketch of post-horrors Salix looking characteristically put-upon, forearm crutch held in his right hand, accompanied by a screenshot of a tumblr post by user tornadocountrymp3 that reads *through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the bicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love

i think he deserves to kill with impunity

Another sketch of Salix and Solar cuddling. I'm addicted to it, i guess.

whatever man i dont even give a fuck. fuck these guys.

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Happy (first) #SecretSamol @dirtfurby.bsky.social!! I was so happy to exchange gifts with you <3<3<3

#Friendsatthetable spoilers for #Sangfielle and #Palisade
CW body horror, insect infestation of a human body

also available as a PDF:
tinyurl.com/arp-secsam20...

Two shots of a latex (?) dress by Angus Tsui. The model begins walking down the catwalk in a skin coloured dress with her arms crossed over her stomach. When she lifts her arms, it looks like she’s flayed herself alive, the ‘skin’ of the dress peeling back to reveal bloody muscle and subcutaneous tissue.

Incredible. Perfect. Cenobite chic.
Dress by Angus Tsui at London fashion week.