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Heather Hawthorne

@twocakesup

Pizza is the most important element of all (NBA, F1, jokes that make only me laugh)

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Big mistake. Could have taken Kevin Knox.

05.03.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is holding a pen and a notepad ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pen and a notepad
25.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uthgerd is dead btw. I didn’t realize she wasn’t following me back from a cave or whatever, went to bed to save my game and this is what I saw upon waking. I’m not saying that Lydia had something to do with it but we’ve now been traveling together happily for some time.

24.02.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

www.npr.org/donations/su...

24.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right??

09.02.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ok but why do you have my cat

09.02.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
07.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can someone add a banana for scale?

07.02.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess he considered that shirt a death threat

04.02.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, several years on the job

02.02.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Peak Doc Rivers

30.01.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 9

I’m glad you’ve made it safely out of the cuntry πŸ’™

30.01.2026 06:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll do no such thing!!

30.01.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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29.01.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 8005 πŸ” 2402 πŸ’¬ 155 πŸ“Œ 349

I honestly don’t even know what to say other than these are some major white man problems.

30.01.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, he was a fucking hero. Got brutalized and got back up again to protect more people.

30.01.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When Willow gets sassy I remind her of how many hours of labor I went through for her

28.01.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, but I am an angel and do not enter uninvited πŸ˜‡. Though I did pick the lock of uthgerds house once out of concern for her safety. Turns out I had accidentally left her in Ustengrav.

28.01.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany πŸ‘‡πŸ»

12.03.2025 17:56 πŸ‘ 3355 πŸ” 526 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 216

Of course you’re a Noah Kahan fan πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

28.01.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking monsters

28.01.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honest to god I thought you were parodying about what the future of the JP movies might be but it turns out the future is now

28.01.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see I’ve arrived an hour too late

28.01.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw another post where someone β€˜enhanced’ this pic with AI and it gave the dude a tiny gold hoop earring for some reason and it was really something

28.01.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She had the audacity to fuss at me for shooting an arrow. Where do you think you are ma’am? #skyrim

28.01.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I walked past two guards, heard a thunk and turned around to this massacre. Stellar police work.

28.01.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

This is a series I call β€˜who are you and why the hell are you in my house?’ #skyrim

28.01.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Man, when a police chief says you're too racist, it's time to take it down a notch.

20.01.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1681 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 1

They are really trying to

21.01.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love this for all involved

21.01.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0