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u hate emerald fennell? omfg congratulations you must be smarter than me

14.02.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Strap on your ballet show as @carriesnotscary.bsky.social returns for BLACK SWAN

02.02.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What Is the Biggest Penis in HBO History? After Ser Arlan of Pennytree threw his, ahem, hat into the ring on β€˜A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms,’ an investigation was in order

my latest work of investigative journalism for @the-ringer.bsky.social www.theringer.com/2026/01/28/t...

28.01.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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new bit unlocked also a reason to keep the now you see me franchise in business

03.01.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I spoke with culture writer & author @carriesnotscary.bsky.social on the economics of her 14-year media career:

πŸ’Έ The transparency of spousal support as a safety net
πŸ“‰ Why name recognition no longer guarantees better rates
✍️ Writing "bullshit" clickbait to fund the work you actually love

02.01.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWho’s that,” my husband says, pointing at Josh O’Connor in the Wake Up Dead Man trailer

08.12.2025 01:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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when Matthew Rhys speaks in The American Revolution

02.12.2025 03:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wish i loved anything as much as tim robinson loves suburban office culture

02.11.2025 21:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

billy crudup browsing getty images on his laptop in the dark while interpol’s pioneer to the falls plays… I unfortunately feel so seen by the morning show

23.10.2025 00:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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my multitudes cannot be contained

19.10.2025 19:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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jeremy strong has Benjamin button disease

08.10.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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making this my cover photo on LinkedIn

07.10.2025 01:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

on x a swiftie replied to this with β€œwith a name like Wittmer you sure have none to speak of” looks like the English teacher forgot to tell her students about ending sentences with a preposition

03.10.2025 14:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

alleged greatest songwriter of all time not understand song

03.10.2025 13:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a girlboss gaslight gatekeeper but Taylor’s album is the musical version of the girls who live in NYC off their parents’ money and try to be literary It Girls writing essays about shaving their pussies before going to get extra dirty martinis with blue cheese olives at a bar they saw on TikTok

03.10.2025 12:19 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

miss showgirl think she’s Kendrick Lamar but in reality she’s the dean of English at Lea Michele university

03.10.2025 12:47 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Where's @carriesnotscary.bsky.social

05.02.2025 21:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ICYMI!

We reunited Podcast Like It's 1999 hosts @pmiscove.bsky.social and Kenny Neibart for the 1999 25th Ann. mini-MEGA Draft, wherein they competitively / collaboratively ranked the 13 BEST 1999 films with commish Ryan, and rookie @carriesnotscary.bsky.social!

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

05.01.2025 18:19 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

could not imagine doing anything else but listening to this for almost six hours

31.12.2024 20:31 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The final draft of 2024 is the final word on the 25th anniversary of an all-time great movie year!

1999 mini-MEGA

Drafted by @pmiscove.bsky.social, Kenny Neibart, @carriesnotscary.bsky.social, & Ryan, with guest co-commish @jorcru.bsky.social

Listen everywhere!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

31.12.2024 17:36 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

having a lil stretch during the brutalist intermission i love cinema

24.12.2024 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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taste

23.12.2024 16:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nicole Kidman must be like β€œthe decay of marriage at christmastime I’ll do it for free”

23.12.2024 16:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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real cinema

22.12.2024 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

except you have to imagine a bunch of crusty upper west side olds who paid off their mortgage in the early 90s

21.12.2024 15:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it should have been 12 hours

21.12.2024 15:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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me seeing the brutalist 9am christmas eve

21.12.2024 15:25 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

survived my first @screendrafts.bsky.social ama

20.12.2024 18:55 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The @screendrafts.bsky.social 1999 mini-MEGA Draft with Ryan Marker, @carriesnotscary.bsky.social, Kenny Neibart, @pmiscove.bsky.social, and guest commish @jorcru.bsky.social Premieres on Monday, December 30th!

20.12.2024 18:41 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man in a black coat stands next to another man in a dark room with a green screen that says dr80 ALT: a man in a black coat stands next to another man in a dark room with a green screen that says dr80

We are recording the 1999 mini-MEGA draft with @pmiscove.bsky.social, Kenny Neibart, @carriesnotscary.bsky.social, and Ryan Marker NEXT WEEK!

There has been much discussion of the films of '99 on their 25th anniversaries this year, so now tell us -- which of them NEED to make the Top 13?!

11.12.2024 18:21 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 1