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Mickey J

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Retail wage slave. Theater scenic artist & prop builder. And I have the best crazy kiddo ever.

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This is the class that lost out on having an end-of-Kindergarten party because the pandemic shut our schools so I really hope we can give them a big send-off this year as they finish elementary.

09.04.2025 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Forest’s Pop-Up Store: 4 Days Only! Click here to buy our delicious popcorn and 50% of your purchase benefits this fundraiser. #doublegood #dgpopup

I don’t like asking social media for money, but if you love delicious popcorn and want to help my kid’s school raise funds for their 5th grade end-of-year parties this is his store:

popup.doublegood.com/s/939ovhm7

09.04.2025 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To me this is the true difference between a celebrity and a true Movie Star. It is good to know that someone always thought of as a stellar actor also had that amazing heart. May his memory be a blessing.

27.02.2025 11:30 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would also submit Xander as he is the everyman without superpowers and yet it is his heart holds the scooby gang together.

18.02.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They already look like changeling goblins, this is just an example of how they have switched bodies with each other.

13.02.2025 12:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My 15YO baby. He was the runt of his litter and has always been spoiled, even more so now that he is a grumpy old man

09.02.2025 04:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the upside I spent the wait time chatting with my boss about whether AI could effectively change β€œB*tch, please!” into a professional sounding email.

04.02.2025 22:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In case anyone thinks large retail chains invest in their software…Today the computers at work were so slow it took over an hour to get one order change to go through. And this is not an isolated incident.

04.02.2025 22:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It has been weird watching networks that used to bring us actual connection with friends and our community turn into such a useless capitalist marketplace.

19.01.2025 18:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really miss the old days when Google’s slogan was β€œdon’t be evil”

18.01.2025 00:18 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad you are on the mend and at least in less pain.

17.01.2025 12:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. Nothing but classy at my job.

21.12.2024 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is me too. I’ve lived lots of places but real Chicago pizza is the taste of *home*. Delicious delicious home.

16.12.2024 11:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. That totally tracks.

16.11.2024 22:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the party! I got an invite back in the earlier days and I like it here so far. But mostly I just lurk.

14.11.2024 04:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of the cast of the tv show Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Photo of the cast of the tv show Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I’m feeling pretty confident that I will be rescued.

12.11.2024 11:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of a baby elephant  and the joke β€œWhy don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? They’re really good at it”

Drawing of a baby elephant and the joke β€œWhy don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? They’re really good at it”

24.08.2024 15:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoyed them so much at a pub I frequented when living in Seattle that after moving across the country to Boston I spent months convincing my new local bar to start serving them. Worth every minute.

23.08.2024 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was introduced to this delicious choice in New Haven recently. With olives and hot peppers. Totally divine.

20.08.2024 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Image from Puss in Boots cartoon film of cat with big pleading eyes

Image from Puss in Boots cartoon film of cat with big pleading eyes

You have a real life Puss! Please tell me you have little boots too

20.08.2024 11:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Swifties are absolutely going to save the world and I am so here for it

20.08.2024 11:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weaponized incompetence being used for good!

19.08.2024 10:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jim Henson was the first celebrity death that I felt so deeply in my soul and still mourn all these years later. Bowie was a more recent gut punch of loss.

17.08.2024 12:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I started sketching stuff from YouTube tutorials during the pandemic as something to do while monitoring my kid doing first grade online. And then it became finding kid-safe jokes related to stuff I wanted to draw.

17.08.2024 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am not a pro artist. I just make little doodles of jokes to put in my kid’s lunchbox. But this is my fave sketch of a kitty I have done.

16.08.2024 11:45 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

*yet* They’ve never tried to kill you yet.

01.08.2024 10:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Looks like NYT actually backpedaled from the original headline?

01.08.2024 10:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I desperately want the state names to be more legible as they are undoubtedly hilarious

25.07.2024 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. Saw my first one in the wild yesterday and was unsurprised by how much stupider it looks in real life.

24.07.2024 11:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s also not forget how many of her former employees have told us what a toxic horrible boss she is. She just shouldn’t have a platform at all.

21.07.2024 01:32 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0