The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon
The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon
5,242 hours equates to ~100 hours a week. There are only 168 hours across seven days. He's claiming to have worked every waking hour for every day of the year, including weekends and holidays. Even for a force-working enthusiast, that's not feasible.
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I bought a Stream Deck. here's some beans
Wrong Abel, sorry
I'm not listening to that lying bastard.
Showing highlights of paragraphs 202 through 206 in a doc with 203-205 blacked out. Text in next image
202. Defendants also actively obstructed law enforcement by denying investigators access to Little St. James beyond its boat dock. 203. Defendants also attempted to conceal their criminal sex trafficking and abuse conduct by paying large sums of money to participant-witnesses, including by paying for their attorneysβ fees and case costs in litigation related to this conduct. 204. Epstein also threatened harm to victims and helped release damaging stories about them to damage their credibility when they tried to go public with their stories of being trafficked and sexually abused. 205. Epstein also instructed one or more Epstein Enterprise participant-witnesses to destroy evidence relevant to ongoing court proceedings involving Defendantsβ criminal sex trafficking and abuse conduct. 206. Defendants also concealed their fraud on the Government in obtaining unearned tax benefits by providing false testimony and submitting false and inaccurate reporting to the Economic Development Commission to prevent detection of Defendant Southern Trust Companyβs non-compliance with requirements concerning the nature of its business and the residency of the persons it employed.
Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here.
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magic, probably
(I actually do remember you beating it)
I think they forgot to add Waldo
A CG cowboy on a horse, with Mike Rafi's face pasted over the cowboy's, mid-gallop in front of a three-storey saloon with another horse parked out front. The text "I'm gonna drive home right now." is laid in the lower half, in white sans-serif font with a black drop-shadow.
Horse-owning mfs be like
Fried up some drumsticks!
who cloned @gavinverhey.bsky.social and let them rap
www.youtube.com/shorts/tGLuS...
On Sunday, Life Begins at 8-Bit raised $3,370 for @thetrevorproject.bsky.social, the worldβs largest LGBTQ youth suicide prevention and mental health organization.
AL CA-PORN/JULIUS SQUEEZER/THE SHART OF THE DEAL/MAYOR McCUT THE CHEESE/GROPER CLEVELAND/SLEEPY DON-ZALES/BURGER JEAN KING/DONNY NAPPLESEED/YABBA DABBA DOOFUS/HIS MAGA-STY/GENGHIS DON/DONNIE D-CUPS/DONYE WEST/DONALD DUCK THE DRAFT/KIM DON UN/THE NOTORIOUS P.I.G./HAIR MUSSOLINI/PHONEY SOPRANO <more>
This is the world that people like JK Rowling, Matt Walsh, and Jesse Singal work every day to achieve
@stevedangle20.bsky.social blood for the blood god...
Whoa a reviewer I'm familiar with reviewed the Gaslight District pilot! I wonder what he thought of it.
"Now let me start this review off by saying I hate Digital Circus-"
hey g, could you make me a sandwich?
Fun fact: Mark Carney's riding is in Nepean, one of the few Ontario locations where you cannot get a free birthday breakfast from Denny's.
Who wants a body massage?
twitch.tv/caberwikijack
Impromptu pizza party in 1 hour
twitch.tv/caberwikijack
#PoopJoker
More of this, America.
A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. βΊοΈπ³οΈβππ
You heard 'em boys, shut it down
Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.
A sign for "Mega Man Twitter, formerly Mega Man X."
Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one
photo of a bodysuit filled with garbage and a taped portrait of Elon Musk hangs upside down on the gate near piazzale Loreto in Milan, Italy. Photo from Ansa Italia 2025
Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'Γ¨ sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)