🔩Joan

Be Still, My Gaping Pussy

ooooo shit i love this stuff but it’s been a while tyvm

listening to skeletal lamping. it’s great! good rec

okay somehow i did not register that he is also calling it Bram Stoker’s Dracula which like i get the name is public domain but still

before seeing the pdx tag i immediately knew this was either portland or seattle

They're using tropic thunder in white house posts

Man, maybe there really is no such thing as an anti-war movie. Maybe that French guy nailed it

she’s just like me fr

Picture of Marilyn Monroe she looks like a human being with blonde hair and lipstick and a shirt

“did you know! marilyn monroe got a rib removed so she could suck her own dick!!!”

TGIWFWTD

Thank God It's Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil

listening to Of Montreal for the first time. it’s good! i can see why these guys did not get much radio play though lol

so just The Scene Of Seattle

alcohol is the less egregious one which is really saying something. i saw someone on here say that everyone in the midcentury eventually got on hard alcohol cocktails instead of beer or wine because they all had blow out their sense of taste and smell with tobacco and momentum has carried both since

alcohol already had a cultural grip on the world but tobacco specifically had to have “get everyone hooked” drives to theoretically Support The Troops in ww2 that were extremely conveniently followed up by a ban on marijuana like they absolutely had a long term plan they executed there

call me a conspiracist but i firmly believe alcohol and tobacco got a pass to be culturally acceptable specifically because they are the worst drugs and both industries were well aware that if people had choices of drugs they were going to be left behind

not to give the government and evangelicals cover but armageddon/apocalypse level events have been at the forefront of media for about 30 solid years at this point, obviously kicked off by the blockbuster movie Deep Impact (1998)

if they had balls they’d make DP definitively a they/them but that would scare the normies and despite what normies think deadpool is perhaps the most normie superhero to like

i’m willing to be wrong on thisand be pointed to an example where it’s handled in interesting ways. what i am not willing to do is “read more deadpool” like i tried it is just not my thing the beat i can do is chuckle at gwenpool

is it being a hater to say that even in 2026 deadpool’s pansexuality feels like it exists purely to add another transgressive element to his character? every time i see him flirting with a man it does not seem like it’s bc they think it would be interesting but because haha he has sex with anything

my sons never shit on the british femboys or whatever churchill said

“This looks fun but I’m not paying a premium for it” has been my motto towards videogames for about five solid years now and Marathon down look like it’s gonna break me away from that mindset

when it happens the push to punish people who openly celebrate is gonna be really nauseating but they simply will not be able to stop the good vibes

Ur all playing pokemon fire red and leaf green while I'm playing pokemon take my wife to bed and make her scream!

oooh dope tyvm

ohhh thank you i’m gonna try out marvin’s marvelous mechanical museum and skeletal lamping 💜

butterflies is such an amazing feeling i love it

any genre but i specifically vibe best working to rock, rap, or pop!! :)

Music Rec Friday! Recommend me albums you like to listen to and i will add them to my daily playlist 💜

i love watching a tv show set in the pnw thats clearly written by someone from la or nyc

- rainy and grey
- every man has thick plastic frame glasses and 1-3 lumberjack beards
- every woman is a business lesbian or a community college burnout
- two job tracks: Barista and Useless Tech Startup Developer. everyone in the city is an uber driver on the side
- 90s skater slang
- ferns!!

there’s so much going on all the time and so much evil in the world but there are also cool hot funny transexuals so i will fight for a world where i get to snuggle them