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Why would ANYBODY want to work in the triple A game industry? WHAT is the reason?

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Nevermind, apparently it’s from 2013. So more likely a "normal person" trying to justify wanting to fuck Pokémon.

I’m pretty sure that whoever came up with the harkness test is actually a time traveler trying to justify wanting to fuck Pokémon.

The Beatles - Mario Is Not Real (Sentence Mixing)

Mario when you lose your life savings on GME calls.

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I don’t need this daylight savings shit on top of all the other fucked up crap happening. Fuck off.

Mario has arrived at Mar-a-Lago.

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Why the hell do boomers insist on answering every unknown call they get?

Who do they think is going to call them? Who is this mystery man they’re waiting for?

As I’m walking to work this bearded white guy with a spliff in his mouth comes up to me and asks:

“Do you have a lighter?”

I respond “No, I don’t smoke.” He pats me on the back and says with a smile on his face:

“You’re fucking Asian, you’re lucky. Haha.”

wtf I’m not even asian

Or, considering that YouTube’s DMCA system has zero human involvement from YouTube’s side he can easily just keep doing the claims himself. Until companies are forced to use real humans for DMCA shit nothing is really safe.

I don’t want to be so overly negative but people are being way too quick to say Cooki3’s Bust1e is free from the DMCA troll. All he needs to do is sign up with a different morally bankrupt content claim company to continue mass DMCAing it.

Danica Patrick loses F1 commentator job for spewing conspiracy theories and MAGA political beliefs that she learned from Sonic The Hedgehog during her time in Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed.

LEAKED ending to Toy Story 5

After McDonalds CEO doesn’t want to eat his own burger and Burger King CEO takes a big bite of a Whopper, the Wendy’s CEO uploads a video of himself fucking a Dave’s Double.

I feel like whenever an artist draws Mario or Luigi with fluffy hair it means they want to fuck them.

I don’t know, maybe I’m some kinda crackpot.

This is what a salad looks like on their website by the way:

Moe’s Southwest Grill does not know what a salad is.

What, did you want a Game Boy that actually plays GAMES?

What are you, some kind of FUCKING IDIOT?!

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First Official Image from the 'God of War' TV Series

After all the Nintendo leaks and seeing the development timeline of Pokémon Legends Z-A I can’t see a new Pokémon game get announced and NOT think:

“Oh, I wonder how this one is going to be gimped by a way too short development cycle.”

Dr. Robotnik’s Mean Yeast Infection

Oh no! YouTube just broke the hacked YouTube app I was using to watch videos ad-free on my phone! I guess I have no choice but to pay for YouTube Premium now! Oh well!

Just kidding. Suck my dick Google, you aren’t getting a cent out of me.

Do you think Todd is hurt because Microsoft didn’t even ask him if he wanted to be the new head of Xbox?

Taking a photo of the Pokémon Emerald title screen running on my new Chinese emulation handheld before putting it away and never playing it again.

You know when you accidentally use your debit card for a big purchase when you meant to use your credit card and you wake up in the morning with negative $422.12 in the bank? lol

Somebody tell me what the hell Konami is doing out here at the grocery store?

You’re being fooled. Zelda is not 40 years old. Link doesn’t even have a receding hairline.

Yes, the most important options for Twitch dot TV

Todd Howard steals toilet paper rolls from work to use at home, pass it on.

Ok, we’re at the concert. I’m going to hold my Nintendo 3DS up like I’m taking a picture.

Take a picture of me doing it so everybody knows I’m a loser.