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so gross.

nah dude this shit is horrifying.

thank you and thank you!! my friend tattoos so it was pretty much just hanging out with him for an hour hahaha

it’s my birthday on the east coast, and i treated myself to a tattoo earlier today.

if you’d like to buy me a drink, my venmo is tentwentysixpm!! 😘

i unfortunately have encountered dudes like that!! good on you and your intuition.

the tweets are so fuckin creepy. whole thing is creepy!!

this is a WILD ride. YEESH

good on ya for reaching out. i’m glad she responded!!

“girl dinner” is infantilising and lame.

Woman Meal is provocative and cool.

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

women don’t need husbands, women need a collection of 70s shirts and a good waistcoat. a cool leather jacket doesn’t hurt.

rainy day mai tais and chinese food yesterday, bonus heart cheese.

i’d love to be on marlon brando’s island with his crate of big macs right now.

everyone on r/LAmetro right now.

now watching.

i never got into dawson’s creek, so this is where i really fell in love with james van der beek. RIP king.

a man wearing ear buds is running down a road ALT: a man wearing ear buds is running down a road

finished my rewatch of sex and the city (original series), and now you know what time it is.

anyone watch the leftovers on this website?????

when facebook was cool, it really was cool! it’s such a disaster heap now.

don draper protein cigarettes life cereal pitch

i like that the legion clearly got all of their sunglasses from the gas station.

me too! it’s impossible to find save for this old fashioned soda shop/general store out in pasadena/highland park.

get yourselves a man who makes a special delivery of a galco’s footlong blockbuster with your fave soda and chip on a random tuesday. ♥️♥️

yes hello, bongo!

had a pretty hard downhill fall on my run this AM, i’m pretty banged up but otherwise okay. a man named ishmael helped me up from the ground, then i jogged home.

worst part is last time i ate shit on a run, i was at least trying to get a photo of a broken toilet in the street.

hating the matrix is so pedestrian.

Sign reading EXECUTE DONALD TRUMP HIS ENTITE ADMHISTRATION AND ALL THOSE COMPLICIT HANG THEM ALL

the mood is not subtle

fuck ICE.

they’re classic!

mulholland drive x pluribus.

a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen

now watching. fuckin obvi!