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FREE BOOKS! A long-listed Gothic Body Horror, its Cosmic Horror sequel, and an Urban Fantasy Comedy (with audiobook) No cliffhangers! Just have a look and see if you don't love them. ALL FREE! #needreaders #needreviewers #horror #fantasy #booksky
a poster with Tim W. Burke's novels available through QR codes.
FREE BOOKS! A long-listed Gothic Body Horror, its Cosmic Horror sequel, and an Urban Fantasy Comedy (with audiobook) No cliffhangers! Just have a look and see if you don't love them. ALL FREE! #needreaders #needreviewers #horror #fantasy #booksky
Name Them.
"Mullin" applicants? ISWDT
Did progressives promote a healthy definition or example of masculinity? I dont recall that happening even now.
We fumbled this ball back in the early 2000s.
I see to recall the early 2000s attitude toward boys was "who cares? They're pampered enough."
Who tailored Jiminy Cricket's suit? He's a bug! THIS DOESN'T HOLD UP TO SCRUTINY!
If only the United States had programs to support and strengthen the democratic elements in Iran that Trump now wants to rise up and overthrow the regime. Wait, we do—or at least we did, until Trump and DOGE gutted them last year.
I’ve talked before about books that felt like they were written so the most annoying people on twitter didn’t get mad at them and I’m wondering if this is part of that phenomenon.
I've written really sh!tty relationships. Can't get a reviewer to understand they are sh!tty on purpose.
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We can’t clean up Washington without restoring integrity to the Supreme Court.
That’s why I believe we should expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices. And then, institute term limits.
Because an appointment to the Supreme Court shouldn’t mean a lifetime lack of accountability.
I make that you're a fool who can't be bothered by his own beliefs.
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[seeing you sad]
Me: “hey, I know something that would cheer you up. Trader Joe’s now has free delivery”
You: “OMG they do? That DOES cheer me up!”
Me: “Great! No they don’t actually have free delivery but I know that would cheer you up”
Make that really whiny.
The mirror universe them with a beard is going “Look, sure, I’ve used agonizers on people, but I wasn’t like THIS.”
A reviewer finds my story about a kaiju's parasites eating a pair of naive teen lovers to be rather bleak.
A great review of my story upcoming from Inky Bones Press!
That's more like it, Senator!
Share a tv show that raised you.
Eeee!!!! I am absolutely thrilled and delighted to see that Wolf Moon, Antler Moon made the final Stoker Award Ballot in the long fiction category. Huge congratulations to all my fellow finalists! I don't think it's online yet, but it's in an HWA email so it's really real! 🐺🌕🦌🌕
Spiked a bag of famous Amos cookies with choc exlax. I am surprised I did not go to jail. Even the thiefs supervisor knew.
An Infernal genius Mimic that exists as a spellbook.
Adam Ant with his only substantial weakness keeping him from achieving Satori, the actor Amanda Donohoe.
with Amanda Donohoe!
