There's a hidden conjoined twin under there somewhere.

Japanese comedians always making "wash that furio" jokes

Looking forward to my future enfeeblement, so I can tell my nurse to ask me why I call my adult diapers "regimes"

woodchuck: (seeing some unchucked wood) what the fuck is this

What's happening in the Middle East right now shows how much the West would benefit from Ukraine's drone expertise.

Ukraine and Russia are the only two countries in the world with modern drone-centric warfare experience.

As Ukrainian soldier, I want to help our Allies. 🧵

Perhaps a leaker whose name rhymes with Safety Dance?

Someone at the office started streaming the US-Slovakia hockey game on the open office conference TV, and that pretty much ended work here for the week.

Depending on how your quickly rub your finger on the screen, you can get the car to turn left, turn right, or get to your house faster in a straight line.

We weren't promised a land of oat milk and honey.

He's all set for the Folsom Street Fair if they move it to the Fourth of July

Same, but with the occasional expletive slipped in. My filter breaks down after I speak for more than 30 seconds. Also, The Man With Two Brains was one of my favorite movies as a teen.

Some prefer impeachment, but it would be naturally smoother if they used imnectarinement

*dejected Furanites frantically searching Amazon for hair straightening solutions*

All your male followers are now growing their hair out and getting wavy perms.

2 years to spray paint the interior gold.

The text is partially covered up. He's with the Deal Or No Deal police, trying to catch people cheating on Phone A Friend.

orangutans are the geocities of apes

Jojo was a cat who thought she was a
puma
Technically a quadruped
Jojo left the floor, three paws quite air-a-borna
For a tabletop instead

Password management software from Rumplestiltskin, Inc.

For as long as humans have been killing each other, those on the front lines have bore witness to the faces of those they killed. Any non-sociopath would be haunted by that to the end of their own life. I feel for those of you who have no choice but to fight through this.

I wonder what his accompanying "privacy pants" look like.

Quite the statement: "When Trump messes with the Fed, he is defecating where his wealthy donors eat."

This smells so much like the start of another "donation" shakedown.

This is the Four Seasons Landscaping version of trying to recreate Obama's bin Laden raid imagery.

Looking for the "We plan to buy a ton of these chips as soon as Nvidia loans us the money to do so" quotes

SNL: Leno, Conan, And "James Cameron's Laser Cats 5" Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

Minimal but positive mention of Laser Cats 5 www.jezebel.com/snl-leno-con...

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Hope you can find the coupon.

Dell Venue Pro

My first was a Dell Venue Pro with a slide-up screen to reveal a physical keyboard.