Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t win an acting award!
11.01.2026 18:07
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Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t win an acting award!
Zohran Mamdani, mayor of NYC, thanked his spouse in his inaugural address.
Ella McKay, governor of the state she was born and raised in, did not.
And also, you should win things by watching!
So, can I keep the eight maids after they stop a milking, or…?
Fact: The Who originally wrote “Baba O’Rilley” as the jingle for O’Reilly Auto Parts, but it was rejected for being 4 minutes and 53 seconds too long.
Once a year, The Supreme Court will let people keep their rights, as a little treat.
Ok, but what if it works TOO well? What if it reverses your brain all the way to when you were a baby? What are you gonna do then, huh? Have a bunch of adults with baby brains who can’t speak and don’t have object permanence? Huh?? IS THAT WHAT YOU BASTARDS WANT?! HUH?!?!
Check out this project to document and preserve existing National Park Service signs before they disappear under orders of the regime. Help gather information and spread the word.
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I need a tattoo on my body like the guy in Memento to remind me to never read the comments of any post.
And Martha said unto Jesus, “Lord, if you had been here, my brother Lazarus would not have died.”
And Jesus rolled his eyes and said, “Well, we all are going to die.”
—the Gospel of Joni Ernst.
Congrats to JD Vance on being the Liz Truss of Catholics.
Taking credit for AI generated art is like taking credit for an improv scene just because you gave the suggestion.
Omg that chair’s gonna write the next bestseller!
Stupid Instagram ad that says: “the get-a-girlfriend app for men who suck at texting. Try WigmanX: it’s like chat GPT but for texting women.”
They call it “WingmanX” when “Cyrano” was literally right there??
People are saying “BuT hOw CaN tHaT hAPpeN iF cOcO diEd?” like they forget most of the first movie occurs in the literal LAND OF THE DEAD…
Unfortunately, I’ll be in Rome asleep when the #Oscars is on, but I’m already calling it: @hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social wins every category!
I’m taking the lyrics of “Gethsemane” and really holding space with that.
#jubilee2025 #Rome
I been thinking about this “do something” element, and realized:
I don’t want my favourite artists to start fighting fires and running soup kitchens,
I want them to keep making their specific weird bullshit, the books etc. that will be enlightening and relieving and funny during good times and bad.
I just found the book that Jerry Seinfeld adapted into the movie!
And who could forget his roles in such nature films as “Earwigs, Eww!” and, “Man Vs. Nature: the Road to Victory.”
I never realized how picky birds are; so you like when I throw you bread, but not when I fling you chili?
Imagine being a new fish at the zoo, placed in a giant exhibit with plenty of water, thinking you’re the star attraction, all to discover you’re merely a background extra for some big, dumb hippopotamus.
THE SUBSTANCE IS REAL!!
Nightmare Before Christmas
Beauty and the Beast
Muppet’s Christmas Carol
Groundhog Day
I think that’s the music John Legend’s character’s band plays in La La Land.
Your daily reminder to blame Joe Manchin for how little we gained.
