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@partyeremitic

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I've witnessed the Venn diagram of people making recipe videos for pawpaw bread and doomsday cultists

06.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Morning clowns

05.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was done with that nature shit for a while but I'm back on it now

04.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I lace up my tall boots on one foot like a crane

02.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems to be a lower temperature rivalry. How is the romantic prospect?

01.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Mistletoe in tree silhouettes

Mistletoe in tree silhouettes

26.02.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You think they got a rule against betting 8008

25.02.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally dude I'm getting so tired of balut

25.02.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps it will happen tonight on live television

24.02.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

As we speak my supercomputer is generating a list of coordinates where it's pretty chilly in February

24.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I use a product for guitars called Nut Sauce

24.02.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

White oak sells for twice as much in Louisville as it does in Memphis

24.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Blue horse left of small topiary

Blue horse left of small topiary

Work conference was at Kroger field. Lexington is a nice town but the roads are all fucked

18.02.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Falling Over Evening
Falling Over Evening YouTube video by The Six Parts Seven - Topic

music.youtube.com/watch?v=RE88...

18.02.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My flaws are justifiable responses to circumstance and yours are because you’re a big piece of shit btw

16.02.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
Gamera
Gamera YouTube video by Tortoise - Topic

Been listening to tons of Tortoise lately
music.youtube.com/watch?v=o_W4...

16.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mellify my shit bro

16.02.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I lost my wallet in the swamp. The swamp gives and the swamp takes away

14.02.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't see why not

14.02.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did a forestry visit for this fancy scenic wedding venue farm in the country. The lady who owns it is mad somebody is building a giant chicken farm right next door. Lol

13.02.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Third growth mesophytic tree slop

10.02.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should have received an email

09.02.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Space, Geeks, and Johnny Unitas

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Space, Geeks, and Johnny Unitas

07.02.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rare miss King

04.02.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me rn

04.02.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guys like me don't even get to go on one island vacation

02.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nerd bait

01.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Play-by-play announcer briefly struck by the majestic grandeur of the moment as the kicker runs on the field amidst a snowstorm: "They should have sent a poet, Joe."

Colour commentator staying on task: "It's a difficult distance even for a professional placekicker, Carl."

01.02.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surveyors are collectively some of the grumpiest people I've ever met. When landowners talk to me about their stupid boundary disputes with their neighbors I understand why

29.01.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Times tables. Practice them. You'll thank me later

28.01.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0