I've witnessed the Venn diagram of people making recipe videos for pawpaw bread and doomsday cultists
I've witnessed the Venn diagram of people making recipe videos for pawpaw bread and doomsday cultists
Morning clowns
Was done with that nature shit for a while but I'm back on it now
I lace up my tall boots on one foot like a crane
Seems to be a lower temperature rivalry. How is the romantic prospect?
Mistletoe in tree silhouettes
You think they got a rule against betting 8008
Finally dude I'm getting so tired of balut
Perhaps it will happen tonight on live television
As we speak my supercomputer is generating a list of coordinates where it's pretty chilly in February
I use a product for guitars called Nut Sauce
White oak sells for twice as much in Louisville as it does in Memphis
Blue horse left of small topiary
Work conference was at Kroger field. Lexington is a nice town but the roads are all fucked
My flaws are justifiable responses to circumstance and yours are because youβre a big piece of shit btw
Been listening to tons of Tortoise lately
music.youtube.com/watch?v=o_W4...
Mellify my shit bro
I lost my wallet in the swamp. The swamp gives and the swamp takes away
Can't see why not
Did a forestry visit for this fancy scenic wedding venue farm in the country. The lady who owns it is mad somebody is building a giant chicken farm right next door. Lol
Third growth mesophytic tree slop
You should have received an email
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Space, Geeks, and Johnny Unitas
Rare miss King
Me rn
Guys like me don't even get to go on one island vacation
Nerd bait
Play-by-play announcer briefly struck by the majestic grandeur of the moment as the kicker runs on the field amidst a snowstorm: "They should have sent a poet, Joe."
Colour commentator staying on task: "It's a difficult distance even for a professional placekicker, Carl."
Surveyors are collectively some of the grumpiest people I've ever met. When landowners talk to me about their stupid boundary disputes with their neighbors I understand why
Times tables. Practice them. You'll thank me later