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What the fuck is this offense?

Half the country is simping for this individual and the other half is giving him the John Cena treatment

Got the okay from the director of my department to move back to my home town since I work remote. I will be saving $1,200 a month on rent alone.

Cities are dumb.

This ^

Plus I make a lot of playlist and listen through to see how the flow and transition between tracks work. If a playlist is too short and I’ve cut a couple songs, I’ll spend 2-3 hours trying to find replacements that work with the vibes.

That’s abuse

You’re the first one I’ve seen to beat my score. You have a real problem, ma’am.

I CC my boss on every conflict so if it continues there is a paper trail. I’ve never lost a work dispute for this reason.

I’ve never felt more alive than after my boss called me to tell me “That was the most professional fuck you, I have ever seen.” in response to an email I sent to some doof that thought he knew policy.

This is my fucking colosseum, Jim.

A screenshot of the poster’s Spotify Wrapped minute count: 103,286 total minutes of music listened to this year

Step your game up

I’m taking bets on where Casual ends up in the top five

A picture of Goku with the words ‘ya boi’ bursting through the chest of Piccolo with the label ‘a lot’ placed over the impact zone.

A preview of my Spotify Wrapped:

Just gotta lean into it and try to make it an interesting aspect of the music. If you put passion behind the vocals and lyrics, no matter how out of tune with them you may be, the audience will appreciate the contribution.

Report: Majority Of Utah Jazz Players Have Never Heard Of Themselves SALT LAKE CITY—In a USA Today poll of NBA players and fans published Tuesday, four out of five Utah Jazz players admitted to never having heard of their team, their teammates, or themselves. "Wait, wh...

Report: Majority Of Utah Jazz Players Have Never Heard Of Themselves

I’ve heard of stranger things. Tin foil is the biggest indicator: finding pieces ripped off the roll, crumpled up balls in the trash/surrounding area

When I would walk vacant homes for quality checks I would always lift up the toilet tank lids because people would hide the evidence in there.

Nope but usually heroin leaves staining on the spoon. The torch is suspect, did you find any tin foil around?

Best way to avoid radiation poisoning that comes with microwave use. It’s why all us boys got two testicles now: the old nuke box altered our dna

Someone has never had a bowl of hot cereal before

Laurie from the Halloween franchise bruised and battered, after being rocked by Michael Myers for the 17th time, staring outside through a crack in the door.

Drake on June 12th:

The Mercury organization has always been weird when it comes to Cunningham, she dominates a large part of their social media presence and got the broadcasting gig over Sky-Diggs despite being considerably less knowledgeable about the game

If you do ‘What’s New Pussycat’ back to back to back, it sounds like a never ending song because of how it was cut. The Muppets Bohemian Rapsody is also on every TouchTunes I’ve even checked.

The most wonderful time of the year when I bombard random TouchTunes around the city with such Christmas classics as Santa, That’s My Wife!, Player’s Ball, and No Gifts For Nazis

Sabonis has gotten the worst whistle

The sports logo discourse is entering silly territory and I hope we get someone shedding real tears on live TV over a doodle drawn by some equipment manager in 1949

Tear it up man, I listen to an outdoor podcast that’s set up like a documentary and it’s easily my favorite format.

I get what you mean though, after my first listen of GNX I went back and tracked Kdots lead up to the moment all the way back at Rigamortus

You ever check out the podcast No Skips with Jinx and Shea?

George Pickens is George Pickensing like crazy right now

I’m not gonna lie, I’m probably a level 7 susceptible when robot girlfriends come out because dating is super hard in the modern age and I know I could get Siri to yell at me in Spanish

I find there is no better way to wake up but some people don’t appreciate the lore of salt and oak starting off their day

(clears throat) OSO!!!

Oso Ighodaro excels at leaving the corner when his man helps.

Second clip might seem "blah", but it's a huge improvement. A knock coming out of college was not blocking out. Finds Looney, then finds the ball.

Last one is great tracking on Kuminga before the swat. OSO!!!

Happy December to everyone who celebrates! Don’t forget to leave out a glass of Irish gunpowder gin and some dried persimmons for The Decemberists, or they’ll sing sea shanty’s outside your bedroom window between the hours of 4 and 7 AM