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Skritch Monster Collie

@monstercollie

Texan in Ohio. she/they/it. 2004 furry. 1/21/1987 born. 6/27/2025 HRT. pfp art by @tytimberwolf.bsky.social

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Mr Kojote with five toed HUMAN FEET AND KNEES

Mr Kojote with five toed HUMAN FEET AND KNEES

So is this acceptable, monetizable ANTHRO CONTENT?!?😼

#furryart

11.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 434 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 1

all fursuits with digi legs are now illegal, I must retire my fursuit after exactly 10 years, I'm sorry but I don't make the rules

11.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone remember that parody non-sinful fursona design that would be approved by puritans? Its name was like, gorp or something. I NEED this right now. #subscribestar #furryart

11.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"I am loosing subscribestar"

11.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guys y’all are gonna truly hate this take. I will absolutely lose followers here.

This exists and is called cryptocurrency. Crypto has other huge major flaws but we aren’t talking about those in this instance.

11.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta start putting black bars over their knees...

11.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you are going to slam your heal in to the ground and get lower back pain from the impact stress LIKE GOD INTENDED

11.03.2026 10:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Backlash worked lol they rolled back on this. Insane they even toed this line.

11.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Sketch of two anthro feet. Left flat on the ground with caption "ordinary family friendly foot". Right tippy toeing with captions "if heel up, reaching illegal levels of lewd. Dinosaurwalking is heathen behavior. Might accidently lose balance, step on a micro and they'll like it. Don't be a tiptoe influencer. Fictional foot might ache  Jesus didn't tiptoe on water"

Sketch of two anthro feet. Left flat on the ground with caption "ordinary family friendly foot". Right tippy toeing with captions "if heel up, reaching illegal levels of lewd. Dinosaurwalking is heathen behavior. Might accidently lose balance, step on a micro and they'll like it. Don't be a tiptoe influencer. Fictional foot might ache Jesus didn't tiptoe on water"

So subscribestar basically

11.03.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 1687 πŸ” 501 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 11
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Dragon boy

11.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 2405 πŸ” 486 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0
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Been watching some Digimon

11.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 3551 πŸ” 944 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 1

Last thing I'm going to say on the current goings-on, then I'm staying off social media for the day:

You guys, the folks who get art from us artists - you HAVE TO FIGHT FOR US. A lot of times, when we speak up, we're putting ourselves directly in the line of fire. We NEED YOU to speak up for us.

11.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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comm for @bubbawolfuzz.bsky.social !

13.08.2024 16:28 πŸ‘ 922 πŸ” 204 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
a chubby bear sitting on froffy chair, eating a big cheese burger

a chubby bear sitting on froffy chair, eating a big cheese burger

comm for @/1imbsss on twitter!

22.08.2024 05:27 πŸ‘ 1153 πŸ” 244 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
WildDog tries his darndest to muster up some scribbles, but alas, the well of motivation has dried up, and drawing feels like the most exhausting, and mind numbing task.

Pictured: depressed wilddog shrimping in front of his computer monitor, and scribbling with his graphic tablet.
🎨Date created: 2023-06-01 
#furry #motivation #artblock #relatable

WildDog tries his darndest to muster up some scribbles, but alas, the well of motivation has dried up, and drawing feels like the most exhausting, and mind numbing task. Pictured: depressed wilddog shrimping in front of his computer monitor, and scribbling with his graphic tablet. 🎨Date created: 2023-06-01 #furry #motivation #artblock #relatable

Art Block (2023)
#OHMYRICHARDart #furryart

10.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@ohmyrichard.bsky.social Demented Gorillaz Remix youtu.be/W3rfX5NKGH0

11.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don't be so hard on yourself for not being a nonstop creative powerhouse! or for not creating at all for a while!

11.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What would speedslug and pantywave sound like?

11.03.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Coming up next on The History Channel, the meteoric rise of Jimothy X. Spleenblart, the first & most famous berdlycore artist of the 19th century, hir beef with the speedslug producers that tried to payola hir off the telegraph radio, & how it led to the death of the 1000 year old pantywave genre

11.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🐾

11.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wanna go to Stratosfur! And AnthrOhio of course. Probably AC. I wish I could make it to TFF. Maybe I can...

11.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

gotta clean my paws! and clean everything, refresh my fur, make crotch and chest alterations, new claws, new hand paws, also hand paws for drumming, new eyelids, a mohawk, feet paws for dancing, and sandals! for now I wear purple wolf shoes, they're much easier to walk around in.

also she/they/it!

11.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And here's my fursuit unboxing on March 11 2016 at Texas Furry Fiesta at the Dallas Intercontinental. www.
youtube.com/watch?v=-_rjG3dKwsI

11.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

March 11 2026 is my 10th fursuit birthday! Fursuitiversary!

For the occasion, I played "Mighty Beat Monsterz" on DDR on drums: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYBr...

11.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12606 πŸ” 7640 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
NEEDS OF THE SOUL
(a small sketch of a bear cub)
-just a baby bear lol
-basic needs
-Doesnt speak
-Empathetic center
-Prone to overstimulation
Happiest when: Playing, being cared for, sleeping, eating chocolate and potatoes

NEEDS OF THE MIND
(a couple drawings of a black pincer like dog with a bright red head, not tail and tall upright ears)
-Persecutor turned Guardian of Self Respect
-Demands Justice
-Waaay calmer than they used to be thanks 2 drugs lol
-Redirects aggression into useful action
-shuts off speech when too activated
-vibe reader
Happiest when: Eating meat, winning challenges, getting praise, talking back, smoking
-Prone to ignoring needs

NEEDS OF THE BODY
(a sketch of a stocky blue draft horse with a small bridal)
-fuckning BLUE (he said so)
-Identifies subconscious sources of anxiety due to an unmet need
-FOOD :)
-WASH MEEEE
-BRUSH MEEE
-Work ethic and pacing
Happiest when working, walking, driving friends places, eating lettuce specifically, resting after a long cleaing/work day, gardening
-Prone to melancholy

NEEDS OF THE SOUL (a small sketch of a bear cub) -just a baby bear lol -basic needs -Doesnt speak -Empathetic center -Prone to overstimulation Happiest when: Playing, being cared for, sleeping, eating chocolate and potatoes NEEDS OF THE MIND (a couple drawings of a black pincer like dog with a bright red head, not tail and tall upright ears) -Persecutor turned Guardian of Self Respect -Demands Justice -Waaay calmer than they used to be thanks 2 drugs lol -Redirects aggression into useful action -shuts off speech when too activated -vibe reader Happiest when: Eating meat, winning challenges, getting praise, talking back, smoking -Prone to ignoring needs NEEDS OF THE BODY (a sketch of a stocky blue draft horse with a small bridal) -fuckning BLUE (he said so) -Identifies subconscious sources of anxiety due to an unmet need -FOOD :) -WASH MEEEE -BRUSH MEEE -Work ethic and pacing Happiest when working, walking, driving friends places, eating lettuce specifically, resting after a long cleaing/work day, gardening -Prone to melancholy

funny guys in my head that help me communicate with my body bcuz i'm insane

18.02.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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FEELIN' PRETTY NOW OR NEVER TO ME

12.01.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 1490 πŸ” 633 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
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This shit diabolicalπŸ”₯πŸ”₯

07.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats to the ethical fags that mass harass people for drawing the wrong kind of porn! Furry nsfw in general is now considered beastiality by substar!

You did it! You saved the children!

11.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 395 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

bring back gorp or mort or whatever its name was, you know, the unproblematic furry

11.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0