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Naomi Ekperigin

@naomiekperigin

Comedian, writer, actor just trying to stay alive. Cohost of Couples Therapy podcast.

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For the entirety of my life, the two most evil things a human could do were commit genocide and make/own child pornography, and within two years, it’s been revealed that pretty much everyone in any position more powerful than Chipotle regional manager is involved in one or the other or both

16.02.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Threatening your lover with the promise of murder is VERY lifetime!!!!!

16.02.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Along w/ this, the β€œCOVID protections” era was about whether disabled people should be allowed to participate in public life & lots of people decided no & threw their masks away, refused to learn, adapt or clean the air, & went anti-vax. The killing spread to everyone because it stopped for no one πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ

26.01.2026 07:48 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Naomi and I are about to head out to the Riyadh Comedy Festival! We’re not performing, but we couldn’t miss this line-up, probably doing the best sets of their lives! GPS says the drive is 137 hours and β€œyou can’t drive through an ocean; please don’t do this” so we better get going!

30.09.2025 15:37 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dissipate the MIASMA OF DESPAIR for an hour with a brand-new Patreon episode!

Welcome to I Said No Grifts! Here's what happens: Andy & Naomi narrowly avoid being swindled when @bridgerw.bsky.social tries to hoax them out of their life savings. Only on Patreon!

πŸ”Š www.patreon.com/couplesthera...

27.09.2025 17:19 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Text me that @

11.09.2025 17:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was she moved? Was she impressed? Have you grown closer?

28.07.2025 14:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When white conservatives lost the segregation battle they needed a new cause to rally around. This is where abortion comes in. Misogyny was an easier sell than racism at that point.

04.07.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

absolutely! He plans on running as an independent so you’d think he would want to look like he’s not kidnapped in this moment

25.06.2025 03:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we talk about this janky ass room he’s in?! Where’d the super PAC money go, boo? Y’all looking like you in Jigsaw’s basement!!!

25.06.2025 03:10 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

25.06.2025 02:26 πŸ‘ 16418 πŸ” 3992 πŸ’¬ 158 πŸ“Œ 664

To federalize the Guard without the governor’s consentβ€”especially when the state is actively opposing the moveβ€”is an overt escalation and a red flag for potential abuse of federal authority.

08.06.2025 01:48 πŸ‘ 587 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6
A masked selfie of  Naomi Ekperigin, wearing a 3M Aura, black-framed glasses and a floral print shirt under an orange jacket.

A masked selfie of Naomi Ekperigin, wearing a 3M Aura, black-framed glasses and a floral print shirt under an orange jacket.

β€œWhen I wear a mask, I'm asserting that my physical health is worth protecting, as is the health of those around me. I'm asserting that I deserve clean air and safety when I step out into the world, and so does everyone else.”— Naomi @naomiekperigin.bsky.social
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31.05.2025 19:03 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The U.S. has become so troubled that β€œif America was a character in a movie… this would be the part in the movie where America coughs into a rag and then pulls it away and sees blood.” β€” comedian @naomiekperigin.bsky.social as quoted by @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social in β€œEverything is Tuberculosis”

21.03.2025 11:12 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@naomiekperigin.bsky.social and @andybeckerman.bsky.social join us to discuss Anime! Sparks fly as we roast, drag and celebrate the world of Japanese animation! After listening to this, listen to their show @couplestherapypod.bsky.social. so good it receives the Rebrand Guarantee (copyright pending)

12.03.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha, you ain’t telling no lies!!!

11.03.2025 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree Mike!!!! I feel like if we all band together, they’re not gonna put us all in jail!… wait, they might🫠🫠🫠🫠

11.03.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If the administration is cutting everything, can we not pay federal taxes? Like, what am I putting 5 on it for?!

11.03.2025 03:03 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction

05.03.2025 03:39 πŸ‘ 18936 πŸ” 2494 πŸ’¬ 668 πŸ“Œ 451

How did everybody on the damn internet who isn't a political strategist understand that the only moves were to not show up altogether or all disrupt en masse, but the party settled on defiant blazer colors (??) and auction paddles

05.03.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And after that lackluster awards show, an earthquake that shook our home to its core!!!! I’m done with tonight. I’m packing it in!!!!!

03.03.2025 06:17 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is, like, what THE SUBSTANCE is about

03.03.2025 03:39 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

The was I just gasped and not in the fun way

03.03.2025 03:39 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I love when actors show us exactly why they need writers

03.03.2025 03:28 πŸ‘ 333 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Colman’s applause is me.

03.03.2025 03:28 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m here for The Wiz sung by Queen!!!!!!!

03.03.2025 03:12 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very much Nosferatu vibes!!!

03.03.2025 03:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Daniel Blumberg is so real for staring at what he’s written down and not looking up. His energy is relatable to me, right down to the random singing at the end. What I’m saying is, I get him.

03.03.2025 03:09 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I know! He has untapped layers and doesn’t think we see him romantically, but we (I) do!!!!

03.03.2025 03:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And if you’re not speaking your native language, you should get even more timeβ€” yeah, I said it!!!!

03.03.2025 02:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0