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Michael Lambert

@themichaellambert

DC Lobbyist, Avid Reader, Razorback Sports, DC Sports, and Terrible Cook

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At what point do people realize someone dies every year at a #WhiteLotus resort? I feel this would eventually be a problem for the resort chain…

07.04.2025 22:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this would actually give public school kids an advantage over private school kids…

07.03.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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grinch says " 6:30 dinner with me i can t cancel that again " ALT: grinch says " 6:30 dinner with me i can t cancel that again "

5:30 jazzercise

19.01.2025 03:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Soccer/Futbol is way more entertaining to watch than basketball, baseball, or football but I’m not waking up at 6am on a Saturday to watch the Premiere League, and MLS doesn’t have the talent to be as fun to watch. I said what I said

08.01.2025 21:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But then you’ll have to put me into another coma so I don’t have to suffer watching the Nats

08.01.2025 20:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But alligator’s are more ornery because they have all them teeth and no toothbrush

07.01.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can @mcuban.bsky.social buy a new sports team for me to support that’s not in Dallas? Literally anywhere but Dallas….or Ohio.

07.01.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1000% agreed

05.01.2025 03:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like this is the more sophisticated version for all of us went to colleges in the SEC #woopig

27.12.2024 18:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatching Sweet Home Alabama and grown up me realizes that Melanie is the real villain of this story. #moviesky

25.12.2024 22:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

While I lived in Arkansas I only had 2 washing machines in my yard. It was tough times back then. Our neighbors had more money than us so they usually had 4 or 5 washing machines in the yard

22.12.2024 16:35 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

He died as he lived, clicking β€œForgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.

18.12.2024 15:59 πŸ‘ 9834 πŸ” 1559 πŸ’¬ 245 πŸ“Œ 123

I’m just hoping I have the money and energy to get myself a little treat on the weekends…

10.12.2024 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here I was thinking 84 was legendary but…

09.12.2024 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once received framed pictures of myself. Candid of me sitting at my desk working. To this day I’m not sure if I’m flattered or freaked out

09.12.2024 14:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

10 of those 15 years should be great 🀞🏻

09.12.2024 13:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw someone attribute it to Escape from Butcher Bay and now I’m stoked

07.12.2024 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re missing out. Someone DM’d me to join the Illuminati. I always thought it would be more of a ritual, but adapt to the times amirite?

07.12.2024 03:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is…is that not a reasonable response?

07.12.2024 01:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m competitive but like beer league competitive #fridaythoughts

06.12.2024 17:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bon Travail!

06.12.2024 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s really high praise

06.12.2024 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which do you prefer so I can tailor my messages a little better

06.12.2024 01:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I prefer to start with β€œfirst off, the audacity…”

06.12.2024 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If there are any Call of Duty developers on here I just want to apologize for whatever I did to wrong you. I’m truly sorry. Please make it to where all of my guns aren’t nerfed and it only takes half a shot to put me down. Please. Pretty please.

06.12.2024 01:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doing a rewatch of Succession and I realize that Tom really was the only one who knew what he was doing

05.12.2024 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t have much to say today so here’s a post with one of my favorite paintings of all time. Camille Pissaro’s The Boulevard Montmarte on a Winter Morning. What is your favorite? #art #artsky #impressionism

05.12.2024 13:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m working on my β€œmust reads” in 2025 so if anyone from #booksky #books #readers has recommendations in non-fiction please send them my way!

03.12.2024 13:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well!?

02.12.2024 22:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is running in front of a crowd and says thank you ALT: a man is running in front of a crowd and says thank you
02.12.2024 21:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0