Clair Woodward

Andrew Tate's twatty video only starts making any sense when you use different music

"Mr President you have to tick the box for chocolate pudding or they're just going to bring you Jell-O"

Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'

it's always nice to be reminded of how incredible a public speaker Barack Obama is. here's part of his eulogy of Jesse Jackson

So Iran now has, perhaps for the first time, information about the location of our most sensitive covert sites in the region.

A completely foreseeable, unnecessary consequence of unnecessary war with Iran.

Great piece about them in this month's Record Collector mag, too, with Difford saying things got worse after he released his autobiography. I lent my copy to someone who never got it back, so I can't look up what caused the rift. Any ideas, fellow Squeeze fans?

Squeeze: ‘Our friendship ended before we even started making records’ Chris Difford and Glenn Tilbrook on why they’re releasing Trixies, a concept album about a nightclub that they wrote when they were teenagers, 54 years ago

I'm fascinated with Difford and Tilbrook's relationship. How can you produce some of the most incredible music when you don't seem to like each other very much?

Tales of the Suburbs by John Grindrod review – an entertaining alternative history of queer Britain From London’s commuter belt to the country village gay club, these portraits of LGBTQ+ life are filled with humour, compassion and observational flair

Tales of the Suburbs by John Grindrod review – an entertaining alternative history of queer Britain

I had it on in the shop. I am inveigling my musical tastes on the shoppers of south London by stealth.

“Good people on both sides.”

MAGIC.

Rubio: “Let me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”

Trump says this is now the most competent, qualified person in America to be in charge of Homeland Security. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Apparently Trump is also now clairvoyant. His feelings Trump intelligence.

Trump administration officials acknowledged in closed-door briefings with congressional staff on Sunday there was no intelligence suggesting Iran planned to attack U.S. forces first, two people familiar with the matter said.

Why is your dog on holiday, is he playing dog golf

Rather good piece by AN Wilson on the finances of the Royals - even the 'nice' ones. archive.is/RSKdE

A grid of nine images featuring my music designs on prints, a mug, a phone case, a T-shirt and cushions.

For everyone watching the Brits tonight, my Record Collection prints are for you.
Designed in Manchester. Made in the UK.

www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/record-colle...

#Brits2026 #Manchester

Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism

Reminder to any authors thinking of starting a Substack www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

Brother of U.S. citizen girl with rare brain tumor sent to Mexico with deported parents attends SOTU NBC News has followed the 18-year-old and his family’s yearlong struggle to return to the U.S. so his younger sister can restart her treatment.

The 18-year-old, who's a U.S. citizen, has been living alone in his family home since Feb. 4, 2025. That's when immigration authorities removed his five siblings from the United States — four of whom are U.S. citizens, including his 11-year-old sister — (cont.)

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

A 21-year-old Moroccan woman was beaten by her family when they found out she was a lesbian. She sought asylum in the US & Trump tried to deport her to Cameroon, where homosexuality is illegal.

Sometimes we get distracted by how incompetent our country has gotten, we forget how evil it has gotten.

Nigel Mirage

A metal band black tshirt saying "Nausea Heartburn Indigestion upset stomach Diarrhea"

Metallicbismol

He really owned the fake liberal media on this one.

Andrew met investor linked to 9/11 to discuss Fergie brand investment Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor had dinner with a Saudi millionaire linked to the 9/11 hijackers where they discussed plans to invest in Sarah Ferguson's 'brand', The Mail on Sunday can reveal.

And look at this!! www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Also, 'She is understood to be already scouting around for a new PR team to represent her as she plans her return to the UK.' The fucking arrogance that anyone would touch her with a shitty stick under any circumstances is insane.

The piece implies some Middle Eastern twats. Imagine having to pay for love and attention? I wish someone would pay for her to have a chauffeur-driven ride through a tunnel in Paris.

13 grand a DAY, but hey, at least 'She always feels at home at Paracelsus, and knows she’ll get love and attention there, as well as expert health treatment when she’s feeling at her most vulnerable.’

Isn't that NICE?

Fergie checked herself into world's most expensive wellness clinic ​The former Duchess of York, 66, fled the UK as she and her ex-husband became embroiled in the growing Epstein scandal which culminated in his arrest on Thursday.

Who's paying the bill?

Astonishing 'cousin Greg from Succession' vibes here, once again.