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Eclectic writer https://vocal.media/authors/noel-t-cumberland Wombat tamer, dad-joke repair man, and aspiring alien abductee.

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Maybe that blankie is her version of the Blue Dress...πŸ€”

20.02.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Schmucks.

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High 4! 🫸🫷

06.10.2025 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You absolutely have to talk about Quitters Inc.! That is the best story in a book filled with amazing stories!

And as a former smoker, I totally get it.

28.09.2025 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Question: If your carburator runs out of unicorn sprockets because of the riots in my secret tattoo, how many apples fit in a purple glue gun?

Answer: Belinda Carlisle

10.09.2025 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘πŸ‘½πŸŒ

14.08.2025 22:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣I didn't think that at first, but now I can't un-hear it! 😜

14.08.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Huey Lewis and the Facebook Posts

13.08.2025 01:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tears For Ears

13.08.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Joan Jett and the Lackhearts

13.08.2025 01:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They Might Be Ants

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Depeche Moe

13.08.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait. This fucking idiot thinks YOU don't write stores with conflict? "Rise of the Olympian?" "The Darkest Reflection?"

What a dumbass...

09.08.2025 00:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tablet Trouble by dethwombat Your adventures inside your own e-reader when an electrical storm makes things weird!

If you need a distraction from the real world for a few minutes...

dethwombat.itch.io/tablet-trouble

18.06.2025 04:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Flash Fiction Challenge β€” nycmidnight The Flash Fiction Challenge is an annual creative writing competition that challenges writers around the world to create short stories based on genre, location, and object assignments in 48 hours.

Join me in the @nycmidnight.bsky.social Flash Fiction Challenge on May 30th! It's a 1,000 word story with only 48 hours to write it, based on prompts you get at the beginning of the contest.
Are you ready to be bold?

Learn more at nycmidnight.com/ffc

29.05.2025 01:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Am I the only one who is hoping against all hope that the Pope's big brother was actually trolling him by telling the world he's a Sox fan instead of a Cubs fan?

10.05.2025 00:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social I finally got a chance to see the trailer for The Long Walk.

Just Mark Hamill's voice is terrifying even though you barely see him in the actual trailer. Having been truly amazed by the book, I am now fully prepared to be amazed by the film.

10.05.2025 00:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also of note: while it was actually impossible for Trump to become Pope Tangerine I, despite his disrespectful display, it is actually possible for Pope Leo XIV to be elected president. πŸ€”

09.05.2025 04:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's only right

09.05.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a brief, desperate plea for you to read my sci-fi horror short story, The Return of Doctor Mandible!

#writingcommunity #authorsky #writesky #author #amwriting

08.05.2025 05:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#writingcommunity #authorsky #writesky #author #amwriting

05.05.2025 20:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Noel T. Cumberland | Vocal Discover stories by Noel T. Cumberland on Vocal. Noel T. Cumberland is always looking for the bizarre twist in everything he writes. He is published on the Scarlet Leaf Review, and Flash Fiction Maga...

#writing #writers #horror #stories

So I don't try to publicize my writing nearly often enough, so I must start changing that.

I have a bunch of short stories and a few poems on my profile page at Vocal.Media that I would be honored to get some more people looking at.

vocal.media/authors/noel...

05.05.2025 05:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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So Trump is replacing Mike Waltz, the idiot who added a journalist to an already illegal chat where the SecDef gleefully shared classified military details, with ANOTHER IDIOT WHO WAS IN THE SAME CHAT?

02.05.2025 00:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@hakeemjefferson.bsky.social I really appreciated your piece, refuting the anti-DEI hysteria running through our country. Under President Obama, we had just started scraping the surface, and now we are set back.

But not stopped. Please keep making sense in public!

23.04.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How would he know? Has he been testing all the crusty socks?

23.04.2025 01:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is an excellent piece. DEI is about allowing a legitimate examination of a person's merit, rather than stonewalling people of color in favor of white men. And for the record, I am a white man.

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