Hailpurdue

As bad as the indycar broadcast was, the F1 broadcast on Apple TV was somehow worse.

Taps Sign….
We’ll never win anything important with our 1-3 players averaging 6’2”. I’m really over being “pretty good”

The bears receivers couldn't catch the clap in a whorehouse.

Well the refs have decided #Purdue should lose tonight

He had Cal Football ranked #4 in the nation during his last season there. Cal football…. I’m not a fan of his, but that’s as impressive as a rose bowl for Brees.

The year is 2050, the Steelers just lost their 42nd annual wild card game.

Miami has played almost perfectly....... And they're up four.

The best play of that drive was Mario calling a timeout.

Clock commander. I've been saying it for years.

Steaks need to bee room temp
Pan in the oven at 500
Hit with a tiny bit of oil right before it goes in.
You will probably only get the perfect sear on one side unless you have a second skillet. Which I've done but becomes too much effort

The New Mexico turquoise unis are just immaculate

Can't throw a pick if they don't throw. Mario Cristobal, coaching genius

I'm appalled that OU is gonna sneak in and steal the "First team to lose a home playoff game" trophy that rightfully belongs to Notre Dame. Just disgusting.

Pretty sure OU could just run out the clock from here. But they have Jon Mateer, so that's not how this will end

I've been to 7 bowl games as a fan since I enrolled @ #purdue. I've never lived closer than 1000 miles to West Lafayette since graduation but have been back a 10 times for football games. I've seen every game they've played west of Iowa since in person. I'm just, done with it. Fire everyone.

Check your tense. Have succeeded...

Takeaways from the #Purdue game.
Purdue was fine.
This version of Marquette is not great.

Michigan steals Kalen
Alabama steals Lane
LSU steals Matt Campbell
Penn State never hires a coach again

Last year I thought Purdue was athletic, but small.
This year #Purdue is big, but unathletic.

Big wing players will kill this team as surely as it did last year.

Good win tonight, but the flaws are what they are.

After the last five years, beating Rutgers by 16 is always a pleasure.
#Purdue

Just.
Like.
This.

Up 18 at the under 8.

It's already happened. Meyer is a monster.

How about this, women get the next 2000 years to be in charge then we'll compare notes.

Bout time. As a white man, I look around and know for certain, women wouldn't have fucked this world up this bad.

This #Purdue team seems to have more of a killer instinct to start games than in the past. Two years ago, this is a two point game art the half. Now, wanna see them press coming out of the half and end this by the under 8.

People are asking: is Jameis the best WR on the #Giants roster?

I mean, he didn't lie. This IS a change. It's maybe not what he meant, and it's not what any of us thought he meant, but it is different than any other contract ever.
(I laughed the whole time I was writing this)

Does the shield need Denver to win tonight? I DGAF about this game, but Washington has been getting the no-lube screw all night

I don’t get all the gnashing of teeth everyone is doing over Lane Kiffen. The media made it a circus, with live look in updates about nothing, Lane didn’t ask anyone to keep vigil, ESPN did that. 30 coaches will change jobs in the next two weeks, just like always, who cares?

#Auburn with the worst ball security I’ve seen all year tonight. Weird that the spread and under are in play with all these turnovers….

Max Clare is still a perfect #Purdue tight end. Third and eight, runs a five yard pattern.