This is Albie. He was so touched by his family singing happy birthday in his native language that he didn't notice the cupcakes with his face on them. 13/10 hbd Albie #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: _sallyv)
The problem with power moves is all it takes to subvert them is a much much much younger stronger guy like a newborn baby or the president of Paraguay
Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.
she did the meme
Some fun facts in this article about the woman in this video!
Official MAHA Health Tips:
- Beef irregulars (priced to move)
- Kids die! Always have, always will
- Doctors think there SO smart 🙄
- Seed oils ruined teen cock
- Sludge / Runoff
- You can wear whatever pants you want to the gym there's no official gym pants
- Iced coffee... just seems weird to me
Because the point of going to school is to learn things, not to use a dictation machine with the mental capacity of Jenny McCarthy.
Why is NPR platforming some lazy 18 year old, anyway
They always post like they’re auditioning for a bit part on The West Wing.
Accidentally eating crab rangoon when you’re expecting a delicious wanton is on parr with accidentally getting bleu cheese dressing instead of ranch.
I wish I could pick up playing flute again. The apartment walls are pretty thin and I don’t want to bother my neighbors.
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The Sorkin libs are being weird again.
ACAB includes the fun police.
Seriously, it ain’t my thing either but I try not to yuck anyone’s yum. Let people enjoy things. Goddamn lol
Challenge for people who believe Claude *is* conscious and use it anyway: Explain how you’re not a slaver.
A ginger chihuahua-basenji mix wearing a bow-tie and eyebrows drawn on his face. He looks very classy and handsome.
I used to do this to my Charlie (rip).
It’s not a REAL playground unless you get second degree burns going down the slide on a sunny day.
OMITB
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The group, which includes Oregon Public Broadcasting, filed a motionasking U.S. District Court Judge Karin Immergut to unseal exhibits in the case related to “Operation Skipjack,” in which federal officers surged to the ICE facility in Portland in 2025.
The Shining
Nothing will ever top that original picture but I need people to understand that this is probably one of the most unreal guys alive. A totally impossible guy. Like by all rights he should not exist but at the same time he could of course only exist in the dimension we’re all trapped in.
The phrase "Don't Create the Torment Nexus" displayed in the font and logo for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, forcing those reading it to sing along to the tune from the show.
1967 - Dystopian Sci-fi novel, Don’t Create The Torment Nexus published
1974 - Cult classic BBC mini series
1997 - BBC remake
2002 - Hollywood movie, upbeat ending added
2019 - Nexcon - A Torment Company IPO’s, $324 Billion market cap
2026 - Polymarket bets on who will be tormented next
The good: finally have a somewhat consistent sleep schedule
The bad: it’s generally between 9 am to 5 or 6 pm
Has the Pod Saved anything aside from those guys having to get actual jobs?
BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.
BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?
BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.
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A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
The image is a meme featuring two people labeled "Leftists" and "DNC" (Democratic National Committee). The "Leftists" person, a woman on the left, is speaking with hand gestures and is captioned saying, "You have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn't support genocide." The "DNC" person, a man on the right, responds with the caption, "So you're just gonna let Trump win?"
