Adam Weigand

Gravyboat Lighthouse Commercial 11/24/10 | CONAN on TBS YouTube video by Cactus Chef

Its not too late, get your Gravy boat Lighthouse today! youtu.be/LLDmzYObSMU?...

I love this bit so much

Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences It’s me, that woman you barely remember from your tenth-grade homeroom who keeps turning up on your Facebook page like a cold sore. Before the elec...

I had some feelings about things I’ve seen on social media in the week since the election. My latest for @mcsweeneys.bsky.social. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sur...

Hi friends!

I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.

The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."

The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction The satirical newspaper plans to shutter Jones’ InfoWars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content creators, according to a person with knowledge of the sale.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

First order of business, post something mindless ✅️